〔 𝙍𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘣𝘰𝘸 𝙍𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝙂𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘵 🌈 〕

As it should be.

Does gold count as a favorite color ?

I’m stealing all the cats from around the globe today and no one can stop me.

The only strays I’m interested in catching are cats.

Why are all my bosses dripped the fuck out.

Alone on a Friday night ? Arceus, you’re pathetic.

Why yearn when you can earn (money).

𝗪𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻. 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗱 ?

Am I being pranked ? Where are the hidden cameras ?

I could never forget a cat’s face, especially not one as cute as Espurr. Why do you ask ?

Wren ? How and why did you get into my house ? I never even gave you my address. Since nothing here is broken nor stolen, it’s safe to assume you aren’t a burglar. Then again, you could be a stalker for all I know…

Espurr, I’m home ! I bought you your favorite Poké Puff on my way from work !

I've only had Espurr for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

You’re coming home with me.

The cat distribution system has finally chosen me…

Sammy 4: Hello.

Guzma is so tsundere-coded.

He thinks I’m scary.