The ๐ŸŒŽ I dream of doesnโ€™t exist but that doesnโ€™t mean we canโ€™t create it 2gether!! Health and wellness is important. Knowledge is POWER โœŒ๐Ÿผโ™ฅ๏ธ

FuckOffIsland๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—ฝ
Joined April 2014
It is 8:20 am & there is a washer, a mirror & a carpet laying in the front yard. Back deck is dirty. Curtains in the windows. Her car is still in the backyard & so is Dusty-buttโ€™s canoe. Iโ€™m not understanding why my landlord hasnโ€™t called the cops.
It is Saturday morning at 8:47am & there is an open bed trailer backed up to her front door half loaded w/ stuff. No truck. No sheriff. No DustyButt. Her car is still in the way back. Curtains in the windows. Dustyโ€™s canoe is still next to her car. Idk whatโ€™s going on lol
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I cried like a baby today when for the first time in at least 47 years my scale read under 200 pounds. 6 years ago I was too heavy to be weighed in my doctorโ€™s office - over 550 pounds. I wish my loss could inspire others whoโ€™ve lost all hope as I had. Impossible is possible
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A little Bach accompanied by the sound of rain. For anyone who needs a beautiful, peaceful moment today. ๐ŸŽป๐ŸŒง๏ธ
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On our way to dinner for our final high school reunion, 55 years after we graduated. I rarely come back to this town except for hs reunions, so tonight is bittersweet knowing I may never see some of these people again. Earlier we toured our old high school, now being gutted and rebuilt. Very little was recognizable except this mural which has been on the outside wall since the school opened in October 1917. My dad walked these same halls beginning in 1938. Lots of memories in that building. Thereโ€™s a ghost in this high school and I will tell you that story tomorrow Hold your friends close you never know in the last time as you may see them.
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I had to go shopping today with the general public. I typically shop online, but since I need the items sooner than later, I decided to shop in person. Big mistake. I have no idea what's happened to society but I've never seen so much retardation in my entire life.
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Baby ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–ค
I built my pond in April and today I have my first frog. This might sound stupid to some people but I can't quite express how happy this makes me.
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My neighbor got mad that me & her BF made the definitive decision to put a huge picture I sold her in my barn for safe keeping. She said to him that sheโ€™d never get it back. Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ I was like NEWSFLASH u were supposed to be out on FRIDAY AT 5pm & u have moved barely anything into your storage! They could legally lock u out of the house at any moment. I was trying to ensure u got this MFer back; not steal it. I told her she was being ridiculous & wished her the best of luck. I donโ€™t usually befriend ppl like her anymore. Learned my lesson BOY LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿšฉ
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Yes I have needed this skill so many timesโ€ฆ.
Bro to bro. You need to be learning a few knots. It will help you complete daily tasks and make you look like you know what youโ€™re doing in front of your wife. 1. Bowline (Yosemite finish) I use it almost every day in the trade and in my personal life. Good for tying down loads and things of that nature. This variant IS rated for life safety, but the standard version is fine for anything else. Iโ€™ll post more in the coming days and weeks. Let me know if you need videos even though most can be found on YouTube. Thanks
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This dude is mowing his lawn which is totally FINE but the amount of dust itโ€™s kicking up is CRAZY!! ๐Ÿคช We need rain ๐ŸŒง๏ธ
After stomping out the fire ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฉ a cop pulled into my OTHER neighborโ€™s driveway. I thought some shit was about to pop off but their landlord is friends w/ the cops. They have little parties in his mancave garage sometimes. Looks like theyโ€™re doing something. False alarmโ€ฆ..
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I made the hummingbirds a simple swing w/ a broken twig, pipe cleaners, a few decorative flowers & a butterfly & hung it by a feeder. Just saw one of them sitting on it! Itโ€™s too light tho. Trying to think what I could weigh it down w/ easily. ๐Ÿค”
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I have somewhere between 6-8 hummers fighting in my yard currently lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Boogers
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I took today off to do some spring cleaning. So far I've 1. Made a second pot of coffee 2. Refilled the hand soap in the bathroom Progress!
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Bonusโ€ฆ. I will be your neighbor lol I would love for someone to move in next to me that is both environmental & business minded so we can plant a big flower, herb & food garden. โ™ฅ๏ธ We could get chickens or ducks too.
Anyone wanna move to small town MO & be my neighbor? 2 bedroom 2 bathroom home w/ fenced in backyard. 1/3 acre. Allows pets. W/D hookups. No central air. Natural gas heat. Enclosed front porch. Off street parking. $900/month.
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One of my coworkers skips lunch because sheโ€™s โ€œtoo busy.โ€ Itโ€™s not that SERIOUS. Go EAT. Corporate URGENCY pisses me off.
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Spending any time in a dispensary will make you never wanna smoke weed again, why are you all so fat and so stupid?
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