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Ahoy mate-teas. Me be Cpt Courtney, leader of the Pirate Tea Party. Tea, Rum and Metal Sea Shanties, is the life for me 🇬🇧

Brewing the Seven Teas
Joined October 2020
Pirate Tea Party has completed its first week. released 6 videos 26 subs 108 views. Thank you so much for the people that have made my first week back to the world of content creating, a welcoming one 😊 Love ya all, my wonderful mate-teas 🖤☠️🤍 youtube.com/channel/UCHjSALx…
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Why does football make their fans a twat? Like, does watching someone kick a ball around give you the rights to be an absolute c...
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If you watched my last 'Tea review' You would also probably remember me talking about this truly amazingly, wonderful game. youtube.com/watch?v=w__tfMmV… Enjoy, and you're welcome.
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Just something silly for your saturday video. youtu.be/_ph1QNJI5rk Went out for a walk with a good friend aka, my pigeon detective person in crime. This is just a silly video, showing off our weirdness... or, lets face it, me being weird and them just putting up with it xD
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Yes im drinking candy floss tea, yes i created a fire, but wth happened to the other tea? where did it go? youtube.com/watch?v=a5Gvkl7L… I also blew off an ant. Lets not tell everyone about that one though. #QualiTEATime
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Be good. If you can't be good, don't get caught!
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☠️ Cpt_Courtney ☠️ retweeted
Replying to @Eurovision
@NetflixUK already predicted 0 points 🇬🇧
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The most upsetting part of my childhood: Finding out that the chicken roundabout, no longer had any chickens.
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As of today, us lot in the UK are aloud to hug people again. This is crazy stuff!
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It doesn't really matter, as at the end of the day, it's night.
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If you type google into google, you can break the internet. please, no one try it, even as a joke. It's no laughing matter. you can break the internet.
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Does anyone else have a word doc (or in my case, a private discord server) that is filled with messages you want to send to someone, but just haven't? Storing all those messages there incase, one day, you do want to send them... No, just me? Ok
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Am I a Pirate? 🏴‍☠️youtu.be/wjOoT-Edyys🏴‍☠️ We dive into some very deep, meaningful questions, discover a slippery goose, talk about not being a sexy pirate, motorboating, discuss pirate movies that i apparently havent watched, but need to. I also know a few strokes or two.
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I had a few to drink and was like meh, ill just record something silly but hopefully relaxing.
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Spotify is trying to make me listen to an MCR song again. I keep telling it Na, but in response it keeps calling me salty. There really are some elements of disagreement here.
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I'm 24 and not ashamed to admit I still hide under the covers at night if I'm scared 😂
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Do you ever go for a poo, look at it, then become really impressed with yourself? No neither do I... I mean, girls don't even poop.
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"X people unfollowed me after I did Y, hahaha their lives must be so sad" You mean sadder than tracking your Twitter follower count hourly?
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