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Lap warmer and face licker, flea on crack

Phoenix, AZ
Joined June 2017
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, James Talarico just unveiled a last minute endorsement from a Republican who served with Ken Paxton in the State House. Every Texan needs to see this.
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costume shenanigans😅
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Woody Harrelson has done an ad for Exxon. New Exxon El Nino Commercial Written by Adam McKay @mr.ghostpanther Voiced by Woody Harrelson @woodyharrelson Produced by Yellow Dot Studios Edited by Max Koepke of @lostplanetpost Stock Footage licensing by Stalkr Music licensing APM
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Is JD Vance seriously suggesting that immigrants have brought a culture of revolution and protest TO FRANCE? @jonstewart
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Unfortunately, a lot of vendors get caught up in situations like this with wealthy individuals or companies who don't pay their bills. Trump famously doesn't pay his bills & bankrupted vendors.
A Bay Area restaurant owner says Elon Musk’s SpaceX owes him $70,000 for two dinners he catered in Palo Alto. “That’s not even a penny for them,” he said. sfchronicle.com/food/restaur…
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PICKLES IS MISSING UPTOWN. Last seen at 110th and Broadway, he's 40 pounds and chipped: 985141004122410. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT PICKLES!
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TEDDY IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN: last seen near Myrtle, Lewis and Willoughby Avenues and Marcus Garvey Blvd, Teddy is 15 pounds and chipped: 985113014195789. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT TEDDY!
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HONEY BUTTER BISCUIT #A390296 2yo Gorgeous girl getting very little attention! Unbelievable🚨⚠️She is POSITIVELY precious & absolutely gorgeous! Look at the personality in that sweet face! Plz ⌛️ HURRY to #CorpusChristiACS & #Adopt or #Foster this darling Plz #Pledge4Rescue ⌛️
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NIPSEY IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN: last seen at Flushing Ave and Wyckoff Ave, she's 12 pounds and chipped: 981020063724373. If you've seen or found her, please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT NIPSEY!
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NIPSEY IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN: last seen at Flushing Ave and Wyckoff Ave, she's 12 pounds and chipped: 981020063724373. If you've seen or found her, please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT NIPSEY!
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My fellow Americans: Please direct your attention to this matter for just a moment. Allow this to sink in. The President of the United States of America just said he wants to ban the free press. He said he doesn’t want them in his office, which by the way is the Oval Office in the People’s House. This is unheard of, and we the people cannot let this be! For the record, we have a free press in this country. For the record we should all be worried not just about this latest outburst, but by all of it going forward without permission — putting our service members in harms way, raising tariffs willy nilly, threatening buildings and institutions unless his name gets put on them. This is not the behavior of a centered leader who is focused on the good of the people. This is not the behavior of a compassionate leader focused on the millions of Americans who cannot afford healthcare, childcare, gas, or food. This is not the behavior of a man who can emotionally regulate himself. We should all be concerned — those who voted for him and those who didn’t. The midterms are around the corner. Vote like your life and the lives of others are at stake, because they are. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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BATMAN IS MISSING NEAR LONDON TERRACE: last seen on 25th between 8th and 9th, he's 8 pounds. If you've seen or found him please go here: lostmydoggie.com/details.cfm… and/or call 877-818-0060 and PLEASE RT BATMAN
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CHLOE IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN. Last seen at Vanderbilt Ave and Park Ave, she's 18 pounds and chipped: 985141001958483. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT CHLOE!
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Dolly once wrote me a letter asking if I’d listen to a song she’d written and consider singing it with her. The truth is, I didn’t even listen before I said yes. When Dolly Parton asks, you say yes. When God made Dolly, He broke the mold. This one really hurts. 💔
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WINTER IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN: last seen at Bayview Place and Remsen Ave, she is 35 pounds and chipped: 991001002411510. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT WINTER!
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CHLOE IS MISSING IN LEONIA, NJ: last seen at Glenwood Ave, Park Ave and Broad Ave, there, she's 20 pounds and chipped: 985141008268084. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT CHLOE
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LEO IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN: last seen at Kingsland Ave and Frost St, he's 10 pounds and chipped: 985113013185598. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT LEO
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LEO IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN: last seen at Kingsland Ave and Frost St, he's 10 pounds and chipped: 985113013185598. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT LEO
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