Presenter/Actor and occasional writer of funnies.

Joined February 2009
Sad to hear @sirrogermoore has passed away. I was lucky enough to meet him, he was charming, humble & very funny as clip he did for us shows
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It’s been 1 wk since our 1-yr-old cream Burmese cat Lenny went missing in NW London. Apparently cats get found after wks so there's still hope. I'd love u to spread this as wide as pos + hope someone sees him. Cloud hanging over Brodkin fam house atm ☹️ Thank you!🤞#HelpFindLenny
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Happy heavenly birthday. 😇
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Make an original tv series and then create a new subscription tv service for people to sign up to to then repeat the process every time you make a original tv programme. @TwopTwips #irony
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Today would have been Ray Wilkins’ 65th birthday. This incredible call reminds us all of what a true gentleman Ray was. We miss you, Butch.
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All set for my bone marrow transplant donation tomorrow with @AnthonyNolan I joined the register many years ago and so glad I did. You never know- you could be a match and save a life Please join or share - do what you can 🤞👍 Plus @AnthonyNolan make things so easy for you
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Sean Lock is one of my favourite comedians and his sitcom 15 Storeys High is one of the best written. I will raise a can of Blue Rat to him tonight! #seanlock instagram.com/p/CSt0P5SI9yh/…
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Giving up your ticket to tonight's @England semi-final, so that you can prepare to donate your stem cells to someone in need of a potentially life-saving transplant... Sam - you're a hero! 💪🌟#EURO2020
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Farewell Denmark we will wave your longships off our shores and wish Eriksen well. Now we have one more battle and I for one feel happy to still be in the fight. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #englandvdenmark #ENG #EURO2020
Just discovered @Carra23 #greatestgame it’s got to be the best podcast for insight into football. Carra asks all the questions you want to ask. @themichaelowen episode was fantastic and he deserves a lot of credit for his honesty (and goals of course!). #YNWA
How do we get @TomCruise to come and shout at the social distancing breakers around here. We could have saved ourselves from Tier 3. Good on you Tom #MissionImpossible7 #TomCruise
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One of our greatest managers, never forgotten, RIP Boss #GerardHoullier #YNWA
As pubs open doors to drinkers buying ‘substantial meals’, landlords unveil new delicacy, ‘langoustines croustillantes aromatique au citron’:
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4 week old Rosie is @BillBailey fan on @bbcstrictly Now I have to get her a iPhone 0.4 so she can vote next Saturday. #Strictly #Strictly2020 ##StrictlyComeDancing
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Well I’m a Dad who’d of thunk it. Rosie Mae Allinson born 26 Sept. Now when do we start discussing Pinter? #dad #haroldpinter
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Roger Moore returns as James Bond in fan-made No Time to Die video @RadioTimes radiotimes.com/news/film/202…
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As I live in an urban environment, I can’t post pictures after my exercising that look cool so I havering green screen my background. Here’s where I’ve been doing my daily workouts (with added pout). #workouts instagram.com/p/CCx9wIdJYfk/…