Gotta say, it’s Unbelievable. (ROLEPLAY/PARODY)
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//the dracula flow is compensation for my inactivity and also me washing the taste of gwenpool (stacy) out of my mouth
I’m movin different. This shit ain’t nothin to me, man. I’m popping the shit that turned Harry Osborn into a junkie. Sent the One Above All into the gutter space cause I was bored. I crushed an Infinity Gem and snorted that bitch. This shit ain’t nothin to me, man.
THE BROOD IS BACK. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
The fentanyl gave me the proportionate strength of a spider. Call me Spider-Gwen, two can play at that game!
The opp’s will was wordier than a Stan Lee comic! Who the HELL talks like that, Stan?
OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER!
TO SAVE THEM AND THE GALAXY WE MUST FIND THE FOUR CYBER PLANET KEYS BEFORE THE DECEPTICONS CAN USE THEM FOR EVIL!
IT IS OUR MISSION!
HOTSHOT!
JETFIRE!
VECTOR PRIME!
LANDMINE!
SCATTERSHOT!
OPTIMUS PRIME!
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!
