I forgot to lock my walker before laying down for a nap and my cat pushed to the other side of the room. Now he’s just laying here next to me all sweet and purring like he did nothing wrong.
Does everyone’s cat wake them at 2 am because they want to play in the sink and go for a walk outside or that just my boy’s special brand of weirdness?
I consented to turning the faucet on for him. But a 2am pleasure stroll is where I draw the line.
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Sitting in my childhood bedroom tearing apart my @taskmaster advent calendar is not how I anticipated spending Christmas Eve.
Has anyone been successful in finding @AlexHorne ?
Unsurprisingly, the @hornesection dominated my Spotify wrapped again this year and top songs that weren’t their’s were ones I was introduced to through the Horndles (that feels like a lifetime ago! Please do that again. I’m sure I’ll be even worse now with stroke brain)
Apparently attacking small planes is exhausting work for an almost 5 month old. Don’t worry he is well paid in treats, cuddles, and sink time (he is obsessed with the bathroom faucet).
Little monster got to play the big monster tonight! He’s loving how many cat toys this @taskmaster advent calendar is producing.
Thank you @AlexHorne and team helping for making our first Christmas together so magical.
#JulianPatatas #TMDay18
Little monster got to play the big monster tonight! He’s loving how many cat toys this @taskmaster advent calendar is producing.
Thank you @AlexHorne and team helping for making our first Christmas together so magical.
#JulianPatatas #TMDay18
Trimmed down from 40 minutes of live footage. Considering how sick I’ve been and that I’ve slept barely 2 hours this weekend. I’m pretty please I pulled this one off.
Let’s focus on how cute Juju is and ignore that I look like death. Thanks
#TMDay14
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Ah. Strokes. The gift that just keeps giving. Because of my strokes I have decreased sensation and increased spasticity on my right side. Yesterday, this resulted in my burning myself pretty badly and tonight shattered glass and unknowingly stabbing myself.
Thank you @barkbox for your incredible kindness and generosity during this season of grief.
American here! I’d gladly or make a donation to @SU2CUK to access the whole show and I’m sure I’m not the only one. Could be a great way to get an even bigger impact!
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I’ve not been feeling well today. But Juju cuddles definitely help. He can be such a sweet boy when he wants to be!
Today I order breakfast. Delivery guy knocks on my door, clearly confused. “You live here?”
“Um, yes?”
“I went to school here.”
The joys of living in a former elementary school. That had to be disorienting for the poor guy.
I literally just wept over a peanut butter and jelly sandwich because there’s no one here to eat my top crust. I miss my sweet Kacie so much.
My sweet Kacie passed away this afternoon. She was cuddled in my arms while we listened to @hornesection
She’s been my sweet happy girl even though these last few weeks of devastating illness. I’m glad for ever day we had together and not quite sure how to move on without her.
Take two! Hopefully no one saw the first tweet with the text of the joke and there was no rule about only try. Can I get a new brain for Christmas? Mine is seriously defective.
@AlexHorne @taskmaster
#TaskmasterAdventCalendar
Things have been rough, so I spent the day doing some art. This quote from @dimension20show has been on my mind a lot recently.















