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Joined July 2012
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Genius move by Rex so that when u google "Rex Ryan Feet" this is the first story you see xitter.cf/TMZ/status/21205660009…
🚨 BREAKING: Rex Ryan arrested for allegedly hitting 2 pedestrians, running over their feet. Details: tmz.me/4sW7c2m
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UCLA beats Minnesota by 2 scores and is 9-0. There is no legitimate reason for UCLA to be ranked behind Indiana.
B1G ROAD WIN!! YOUR BRUINS ARE 9-0!!
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Lol, first media question tonight asked why 6-2 Alabama was ranked ahead of 8-0 UCLA.
In just under 24 hours, the CFP Committee Chairman Hunter Yurachek will be explaining why 6-2 LSU is ranked ahead of 8-0 UCLA.
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Heartbreaking. Her dads defnitely out there somewhere watching over her if hes got the TV on
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Falcons look like they're about to invade Poland
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HOW ABOUT THOSE BRUINS!?
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The Brewers after advancing to the NLCS
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Marlins man chopping it up with Dua Lipa
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Demaryius Thomas started a tradition of kindness that lives on long after the passing of the Broncos legend. Produced by Ajay Atayee, managed by Luis Aldea.
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The crash out is going to be epic. Hope Robert Pattinson plays him in the future biopic.
Lane Kiffin parties with frat members after big win against McNeese state 🔥
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I applaud this level of petty research
If Texas A&M had never fired Kevin Sumlin and they continued giving him $2 million raises every 4 years and he kept his 66.2% win percentage, the Aggies today would have saved $102 million and had two more wins 👀 #AggieFactThursday
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Disagree this is exactly the type of shit she should be doing so they have income when Drake is washing dishes
Someone needs to tell Mrs Drake Maye that now is NOT the time to be reviewing sandwiches on tik tok😭😭😭
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Omg them going up and making fun of the yell leaders is incredible
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I was recently in the northeast and this old New York woman asked the tsa dude if it is a laptops in line or a laptops out line, and as they do he performative, exasperatedly went “it’s always laptops out,” and the old woman went “no it isn’t! Don’t gaslight us!”
This would make airport security lines 20% more efficient overnight
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Fire hose
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This guy is going to win an oscar
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did Nathan fuck elizabeth holmes
Nathan Fielder’s upcoming Elizabeth Holmes documentary ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ has officially been rated R. For “language and some graphic nudity.”
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Hope Kyle Juszcykyzck is happy with himself. My 4 year old son Chris saw this demanded that I only fill his sippy dinosaur cup with Bud Light, the official beer sponsor of the NFL
NFL fined 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for engaging in an offensive demonstration Sunday vs. Miami. “Your imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste,” the NFL wrote in its fine letter. Juszczyk, nicknamed “Juice”, already has appealed the fine.
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Life in the NFL is crazy. Cooper Rush signed with the Falcons in late July to cash game checks doing that cushy clipboard holder QB3 job and now his Wikipedia says he’s Adolf Hitler
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You couldn’t waterboard this out of me if I ever did this.
A woman says a TikTok video that was labeled as showing Gastonia, North Carolina, tricked her into driving to the city, but the snowy mountain scene she hoped to see was actually filmed in Switzerland. cnn.it/3u0E7q0
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