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This is probably the dumbest take I think I've seen on this.
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This admin is getting too freaky.
*TRUMP ADMIN SEEKS TO STRIP OMAR OF US CITIZENSHIP: WSJ
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"Patton himself wanted mail to his battalions stopped and to have the women that sent them shot."
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Dear John letters were common enough in WW2 that Patton himself wanted mail to his battalions stopped and to have the women that sent them shot.
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You might think this shirt is intentionally spelt that way but it's actually just Jake Shields Trying to Spell.
Best advertisement ever
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Grace Ziegler. You ever heard of that gal? GRACE ZIIIIIEGLER.
This is my daughter Grace’s official 8th grade photo… Thank goodness her generation of boys are such pathetic wussies that I really don’t have that much to be worried about. I think. I hope. πŸ˜±πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Attention Young Men: I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it. Step 1: Stop playing video games Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical) Step 4: Go clean your car Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class Step 6: Go to the yoga class Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends) Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night. Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion. Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper. Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite. Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2. Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you. My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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Damn right it's where we are now.
Live execution ?? Is this where we are now ?
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Can't believe I used to like this guy.
There is no doubt Hassan deserves to die. His crimes were demonic and unforgivableβ€”death by firing squad is borderline too merciful. But broadcasting his execution is beneath the dignity & decency of our nation. Americans will use violence if and when justified, but we do not rejoice in it. Kill him swiftly & silently. Streaming his execution is not just a stain on our moralityβ€”it also gives the terrorists free propaganda that they will use to radicalize & recruit more terrorists like Hassan.
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Thought of this when I saw that.
Wow Trump gets heckled in Texas and the protester gets assaulted by a member of the crowd.
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Told Grok to make him look like Uncle Fester.
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Here is the bald version made completely pale white as if he lived in a cave for nearly all his life, with beady black eyes.
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YOU WILL NEVER BE MALFOID
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I showed this to a leftist and they immediately jumped off the St. Johns Bridge.
More than a dozen kittens from a Minnesota rescue organization made an adorable field trip to SEA LIFE at Mall of America.
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You are not Malfoid. You are just another whore.
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IDK who need to hear this, but the Bible says, β€œThou shalt not kill.” - Exodusβ€―20:13
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The Hebrew in Exodus 20:13 uses "ratsach," meaning murder/unlawful killing (not general "kill"). Most modern translations read "You shall not murder." biblehub.com/exodus/20-13.h… bibleref.com/Exodus/20/Exod… gotquestions.org/you-shall-not-…
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Cernovich will cut a deal with another tranny to do some deepthroating. It will be his highest priority after the midterms.
Trump will cut a deal with Democrats to do amnesty. Jared Kushner almost got this through during Trump's first term. It will be the highest priority after the midterms.
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Teenage Grooming and Trooning at Camp Raped (2026)
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