You might think this shirt is intentionally spelt that way but it's actually just Jake Shields Trying to Spell.
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I donβt get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. Iβm not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you donβt do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You donβt need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joeβs. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you donβt know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJβs and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isnβt there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you canβt imagine not being around all the time. Thatβs when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
Can't believe I used to like this guy.
There is no doubt Hassan deserves to die. His crimes were demonic and unforgivableβdeath by firing squad is borderline too merciful. But broadcasting his execution is beneath the dignity & decency of our nation.
Americans will use violence if and when justified, but we do not rejoice in it. Kill him swiftly & silently.
Streaming his execution is not just a stain on our moralityβit also gives the terrorists free propaganda that they will use to radicalize & recruit more terrorists like Hassan.
Told Grok to make him look like Uncle Fester.
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Replying to @SneedFeedus @restoreorderusa
Here is the bald version made completely pale white as if he lived in a cave for nearly all his life, with beady black eyes.
IDK who need to hear this, but the Bible says, βThou shalt not kill.β - Exodusβ―20:13
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Hebrew in Exodus 20:13 uses "ratsach," meaning murder/unlawful killing (not general "kill"). Most modern translations read "You shall not murder."
biblehub.com/exodus/20-13.hβ¦
bibleref.com/Exodus/20/Exodβ¦
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