Flying Pigs

You guys, I found Andrea's original doctor. #1000lbSisters

El-Sayed won in MI? Must be why Husted lost. The rules state that the Senate can have only one hot ass for the President to lovingly gaze at. I didn't make the rules and I guess El-Sayed's ass is better. #bunsofsteel #Election2026

Woke up to news that all Ohio schools will extend recess 20 minutes. The wait at the gender clinics will be so long they want to make sure the kids get back in time to not miss anything. 🤷‍♀️ Oh and Sherrod Brown won. He's gassing up the clinic shuttle as we speak. #Election2026

What the hell is a grandma seizure? Amy said it and now Tammy said it. Do these hicks mean a grand mal seizure? Jesus take the fuckin' wheel because at these point, we are just making fun of the mentally delayed. #1000lbSisters

Sorta related - I think it would be fun to have a party room at a race track for my birthday. I love going and watching the races and betting the ponies! Who's gonna plan my party?? 🤣 #1000lbSisters

Good thing that TV with the races is up high so that Brian can easily see them. Seriously, why is he always looking up. What the hell is he looking at? #1000lbSisters

Oh Chris, don't let Tammy hear you say that this party is to celebrate Tammy on her lifestyle changes and everyone's lifestyle changes because why is everything always all about Chris/Brittany/Amy/Misty/Amanda/the neighbor kid/Brian/Joe from the deli/etc. #1000lbSisters

Amy: Yeah, I worked in a nursing home scrubbing sheets and painting nails, so I'm basically a doctor now. I'll go to the neurologist with you so I can explain everything he says to you. What in the absolute fuck are they airing right now? #1000lbSisters

THAT DID NOT FUCKING HAPPEN. "You have a tumor. You have 6 months to live. Nice to meet you, peace out!" You got that MRI in an abandoned KMart, didn't you? #1000lbSisters

Jesus Christ. If there was something seriously wrong with Andrea, they would have taken her right back. Dumbasses. #1000lbSisters

I don't think Andrea has a brain tumor. I think she's got something stress related from having to deal with Tammy's ass. But Andrea still proposed because she thought the best way to get away from horrid Tammy is to marry her I guess? They must get paid a ton. #1000lbSisters

Did Tammy hear the same phone call we heard? Seriously, how can Andrea stand being near her? #1000lbSisters

Tammy: I don't know how they misconstrued "I don't want you around" to mean I don't want them at the wedding. Also Tammy: I'm only talking to Chris because fuck Amanda and Misty. Tammy's Internal Voice: But them hos better send a gift. #1000lbSisters

So, I'm not famous and in the music biz like Amy here, but is it customary to meet with the director of your music video at the local ball pit? @MTV I know you aren't in the music video business anymore, but is there anyone still there that might know? #1000lbSisters

Sorry, did I just hear there's a possibility of Amy singing with Snoop Dogg?? #1000lbSisters

OK, fam! Time to hit up Pounds Hollow like a tone-deaf donkey! #1000lbSisters

I can't believe I missed the premiere of The Gilded Age for this bullshit. Enjoy the rest of your evening, fam. Someone let me know if anything actually interesting happens during the rest of this nonsense. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheOtherWay

HOLY SHIT ENOUGH ANDI AND NIGEL. No one gives a fuck about this fake storyline. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheOtherWay

Every damn conversation Niles has with anyone in Ghana includes "and Matilda will be with you in the US" and Niles can't figure out that he's being scammed? And now they're pissed he wants to stay in Ghana. Niles. GO. HOME. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheOtherWay

Yes we use knives in the US - we cut with our dominant hand so that we can be precise when we are cutting our food or inserting our blades between the ribs in an upward motion right into the lung. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheOtherWay