she/her actor, writer, once and future pants pooper @daysofourvotes on IG and TikTok
Brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2011
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I’ve called @nyc311 several times to report violations on a certain building to the @nycdeppolice and they ignored every call. Now the building is on fire two doors down from my business. Our livelihood, and more importantly, our lives are now in danger. Thanks @nycgov @NYCMayor
Highlights from my weekly call w/ mom:
“Why apple picking? What do all these people do with bushels of apples??”
“What’s someone who lives in a NYC apartment gonna do with all those apples? They’ll be rotten!”
“Two years ago I would have gone {apple picking} in a heartbeat.”
enough with @JosephPera i'm just waiting for #EvanPeters to lure one of his victims with a delicious bass while wearing a #voteforpedro t-shirt
A beautiful, fickle young lady of marriage age in the 17th century court of Louis XIV at Versailles with her choice of 57 handsome and wealthy suitors:
My bluetooth earbuds I'm trying to pair: Hold my beer
SCOTUS just stripped EPA of power. Climate related disasters will kill far more people around the world than any "lives" (aka balls of cells) you're saving with rolling back Roe.
Oh wait, you don't actually care about people once they exit a uterus. All good!
toenails are just like sourdough you take a bit off and throw it away but it keeps coming back. imagine if you could make toenail bread! you'd never be hingry
slice cabbage is on my to do list this weekend so that’s how I’m doing living in the greatest city in the world NYC 4eva no punctuation like the kids yes? Oops.
#sidepart or #middlepart? You can tell you’re old if you like the smell of lettuce. Hint I do!
My cat ain't no commie-lovin' fruitcake. He's crossing an all American, union made concrete and steel suspension bridge when he dies.
Ok time to move the capital back to Philly. Let’s see these fuckers say hi to Gritty. yes I’m bringing #Gritty back.