Castiel

— I ended up being stupid, got some Grace from an Angel huntin’ me down and drank it. It split our bodies and I got my own vessel back. I don't know if this permanent.”

“... It's a — very long story.”

he followed after the angel, a hand clamping down on his shoulder. "you can't be fuckin' serious, cas!" he protested, other hand gripping his bicep to halt his movements. "why are you so hellbent on this?"

“Well, Cas — uh, I died. That's for sure.”

“Ugh — damn, it feels weird being alive —.”

"you can't be serious. you've got some dumbass plan that doesn't make a lick of sense, and you want to jus' what? shelf the conversation where I call you an idiot later?" his tone is flat, arms crossing over his chest. "fuck no, we talk now."

temper flaring once more, he drags a hand down his visage. breathe in. breathe out. he gives a glare in return for the emotionless expression. "cas, you can't be serious."

"excuse me?" his tone becomes flat, rising from his seat as his expression turns grim. "how 'bout you try that again."

"it's my word," he defended, limbs crossing over his chest. "and it's true."

"Actually," came a sharp tone, muscle in his jaw jumping as his temper flared, "now is the ( * perfect ) time to talk about it."

ᅠᅠ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ * @PieForHim ⠀ ᅠ"when were you goin' t' tell me about this? when it was too late?" ᅠ ᅠ⠀

what was this —— some sort of gay chicken? he's not particularly one to back down, but cas is very ( * close ). gaze averted, he pursed his lips with a quiet huff through his nose. "I'm a truther."

he retains that same innocent expression, gifting a simper. "I. would. never."

cue a faux innocent expression, the simper overly sweet. "me? lie?"

"I'm not lying!" If he were a pouting man, he would be but he's not. And thus definitely not sulking.

"I'm not lying." brims purse into a thin line, leveling castiel with his Utmost Serious face. "I've never lied a day in my life."

unless he's doing something stu—— "lucky for the universe, I have never done a stupid thing in my life," he retorts, emitting an indignant huff.