@PiDelport writes codes. 👩🏼‍💻️ Rust, Python, Haskell, FP, types, testing.

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined October 2018
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in which the group chat makes jokes about garbage collectors for fifteen minutes
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Turing Complete xkcd.com/2556
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Smart car = vulnerable car Smart watch = vulnerable watch Smart home = vulnerable home xitter.cf/mikko/status/808291670…
Hypponen's law: Whenever an appliance is described as being "smart", it's vulnerable.
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this is the best opening to a technical book the world has ever seen and i will fight anyone who says otherwise
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so fixing log4shell is great and all, but.. wouldn't it be ✨ amazing ✨ if we all just promised to be nice and instead use this power to make vanilla minecraft doom server 🤔
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Tell me that you're an open source maintainer, without actually telling me that you're an open source maintainer.
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A software joke: “So how long will that take” The end.
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Is it better to indent your code from left to right or right to left? Been hearing different opinions
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Prefer not to be the one to ask the hard questions, but we have to talk about the elephant in the room. The Haskell Elephant in the Room stephendiehl.com/posts/crypt…
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I could tell you a monad joke, but first I'd need to tell you jokes about functors and applicatives. – at Nottingham, England
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Getting a talk ready for new coders. What are some common things later-in-career coders ALWAYS check for? What can we teach them? IP addresses SSL Certs Ports/Firewalls DNS What directory are you in? What file do you think you’re accessing?
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Keep talking to engineers who have the same kind of scifi vision of software: A package ecosystem in which all libraries are part of the same global typed tree structure, and library updates are graph rewrite rules that refactor the entire ecosystem on update.
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Putting together notes for my departmental weekly R intro course and just experiencing a moment of gratitude. Like dude, I never thought in a million years that I'd be teaching #rstats or any coding! How have you underestimated yourself? I'm really curious about this. #femtech
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Thanks for supporting the meetup @jetbrains! Our first winner for this month’s free license is @PiDelport 🎉🎉🎉
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The DooM-chip! It will run E1M1 till the end of times (or till power runs out, whichever comes first). Algorithm is burned into wires, LUTs and flip-flops on an #FPGA: no CPU, no opcodes, no instruction counter. Running on Altera CycloneV + SDRAM. (1/n)
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How we used new testing methods to rewrite the heart of our sync engine with confidence. bit.ly/3bv4HLY

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okay @github, I know my builds are shit but no need to be passive aggressive about it
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Music for Geeks and Nerds - In this book you’ll learn some elements of music from a programmer’s perspective pedrokroger.net/mfgan/ #python #music
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If I'm reading this right, Amazon Route 53 supports up to 5 API requests per second writing up to 10^3 records per request. Also, writes are free, while reads cost as little as $0.20 / 10^6 -- cheaper than DynamoDB! I'm... seriously considering using Route 53 as a database.
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