hedonistic harridan

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Joined February 2018
Elle Kay 🌵🦉🌲 retweeted
Every now and again I go back to this passage from Chesterton and it just gets better each time
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Elle Kay 🌵🦉🌲 retweeted
Amy poehlers podcast
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Elle Kay 🌵🦉🌲 retweeted
It does.
i hate when people act like watching older movies automatically makes their taste superior.
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Courtesy of @JerryBarnett.
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Elle Kay 🌵🦉🌲 retweeted
I've tried to watch old comedy shows but I find it a struggle because they seem to be completely lacking an agresive political agenda and are basically just full of jokes. It's very disconcerting.
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Elle Kay 🌵🦉🌲 retweeted
John Cleese recalls the time Graham Chapman showed up to a serious nuclear disarmament debate dressed as a carrot. 🥕😂 “But he was magnificently mad. I mean, I tell in the book a story about when he was asked on one occasion, God knows why, but they asked him to go to the Oxford University Union, which was famous for its political debates, and they asked him to speak in a debate about nuclear disarmament. And there were a couple of cabinet ministers, or, you know, somebody in the cabinet, and someone in the opposition, and there were a couple of big stars and pundits from television. And Graham turned up to debate nuclear disarmament dressed as a carrot.”
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Elle Kay 🌵🦉🌲 retweeted
In 1948, the Jews had nowhere to go, and the Europeans didn't want them back. The United Nations, at the prompting of the United States, said that the Jewish people could be established in their historic homeland. The original UN agreement made a place for a Jewish homeland and a homeland for the Palestinian people. On the day the UN made that proclamation, all the surrounding nations—Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, Egypt—attacked Israel, a brand new country. Day one, no standing government, no standing military, no real international support. I have friends that lived there, and they heard people on the radio telling the people in the area, "Take a week's vacation. We're gonna drive the Jews into the sea." And somehow, inexplicably, the Jewish nation survived. When we talk about the West Bank, we're talking about land on the west bank of the Jordan River. At the end of that war, the Jordanians controlled it. The people who lived there had Jordanian passports. Nobody called the people there Palestinians. There was never a Palestinian government there. Palestine referred to a region, like we refer to the southeastern United States. It was a name for a region in the Middle East because the Romans didn't want the Jews there anymore. Then came the Six-Day War. Israel was attacked, and at the end of it, the Israelis had captured the West Bank. From 1967 until today, it's been a disputed territory. The Israelis, under a great deal of pressure from the Americans, put together a peace deal that would have given the Palestinian people the entire West Bank and half of Jerusalem. That was the deal on the table. And Yasser Arafat said, "No, we want it all." At multiple points in this story, the leadership of the people in this region have refused to make peace. In the Six-Day War, the Jews took control of the Temple Mount, the holiest place in all of Judaism, for the first time since 70 AD. Then Moshe Dayan went to the Prime Minister and said, "If we give to the Muslim nations the Temple Mount, our holiest place on the planet, they will understand how much we want peace." So the Israelis gave the Temple Mount to the Muslim people—and it didn't bring any peace. So, did Israel steal the Palestinians' land? The reality is that the Israelis didn't steal anyone's land. The Muslim world wasn't interested in the Palestinian people having a homeland. They're determined to drive the Jews into the sea. This is why it is crucial for Christians to understand history and to pray for the Jewish people.
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I’m not Jewish. But I am a Zionist.
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Elle Kay 🌵🦉🌲 retweeted
Brian Doyle-Murray really doesn’t get enough credit. Never disappoints.
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Elle Kay 🌵🦉🌲 retweeted
I just found the most brilliant bit by @JohnCleese He explains Leftism better in 90 seconds, than you could learn from any academic in 20 years.
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I've got some bad news for you. Both parties are destroying the country. That's why I have been encouraging people to register as Independent for 40 years. We have never needed a third party more than now. And it's not going to happen. That's all I'm going to say on the subject.
I don’t need your help to understand that both parties are deeply flawed. But when doing the math, I’ll take the party that isn’t trying to destroy the country over the one that isn’t.
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Elle Kay 🌵🦉🌲 retweeted
Mel Brooks who was the executive producer of David Lynch's "The Elephant Man" (1980) leaving his name out of the credits of the film, just so that people don't mistake it for a satire is one of my all time favourite movie anecdotes. Very few people would have had the courage to do that.
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Elle Kay 🌵🦉🌲 retweeted
What a relief to hear someone in the world of arts and culture say, with all honesty, "Actually I have no idea and would prefer not to offer an opinion".
📺 TV en DIRECTO | Woody Allen es preguntado por la protesta por la crisis de la vivienda que ahora sacude Madrid, el escenario de su nueva película: "Nunca he sido un director de causas políticas (...) No soy la persona para hacer este tipo de preguntas" tinyurl.com/4kv28vat
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Elle Kay 🌵🦉🌲 retweeted
Most TV is just this now.
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Elle Kay 🌵🦉🌲 retweeted
he literally explained 6 science based rules that will fix your ADHD productivity.
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Elle Kay 🌵🦉🌲 retweeted
David Lynch gives his number 1 advise for artists.
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Elle Kay 🌵🦉🌲 retweeted
It will never stop being astounding that a bunch of men said “we are women!” and a bunch of people, including those in government, said “ok!” and then demonized any woman who said “well this is obviously bullsh-t.”
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Elle Kay 🌵🦉🌲 retweeted
People who believe men can become women by declaration, are completely insane, and it's ok to say so.
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Elle Kay 🌵🦉🌲 retweeted
It would be hilarious to go back to 1999 and tell people that the actor from Office Space with the brightest future is the red stapler guy
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Elle Kay 🌵🦉🌲 retweeted
Removing comedy sketches because the iPlayer curators assume the public can’t handle intent or context isn’t protecting anyone - it’s just lowering the bar until nobody’s allowed to be funny without a signed risk assessment.
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