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The @Screwfix site is down (and I need to get some stuff) - can you imagine if that happened at #ScrewfixLive last week?

Seems that @CapitalOfficial have forgotten the Holocaust with their news report about the “first person in the world” to be executed using gas. 😢

I covered a @toyahofficial song in a reggae style with a ukulele. youtu.be/OwdQrVMTlNI #toyah #ukulele #reggae #bonkers

HT 5-8 very evenly matched game. Both teams spending time in opposition 22, both good with ball in hand.

Bringing it back. 20metre scrum out to right wing Josh Mead finishes 5-8 26m

20m first try to a&F from a scrum and maul on RH wing. 0-8

8m 10metre pen given for A&F 0-3

FT 15-29 hard game. Well@sone Andover

Farnborough win a pen with 1 min to go TJ takes it 15-29

Tackles missed 71m 12-29

Second try for no2, 12-22 TJ converted 68m

Three farnborough players out to HIA, another try for Andover. 61m 5-22

Silly try. Andover chipped forward, farnborough failed to secure the ball, Andover converted 59m 5-15

Andover pen 55m 5-8

Andover pushing hard to the line, farnborough held up an attempt on the strike of half time. HT 5-5

Auden and Josh out after a brilliant@ tackle from either side. Equalising try from Andover at 35m

22m first try to@farnborough, in RH corner from@lineout and maul. Andover haven’t been out of their half. 5-0 prop scored.

FRFC vs Andover III, KO 1430

David Beckham should do the honourable thing, take up @joelycett’s offer, not go to Qatar so he donates the £10K, and match it with his own money. #RightThingToDo

Seriously? Oxygen machine giving out 1.5L of oxygen a second into the lad’s nostrils? Surely that would blow his head up! Can’t be right? #BBCCountryFile @BBCCountryfile