Writer: New York Magazine, GQ, Billboard, Vulture, Elle, Rolling Stone, New York Times, Rookie, Spin, Nylon, InStyle

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Joined August 2007
Two of my favorites: women + horror. rollingstone.com/movies/feat…
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"Pro-life" would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting in their first midterm election. Just saying.
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You guys fucked up painting the bottom of a pool.
America will establish a permanent presence on the moon. 🚀🌕
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People in LA hearing this:
Trump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
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starting “circle back after the holidays” season October 2 this year, as a treat
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no offense to my younger self but what was the vision
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"The plan? Create a lore so complicated and bewildering that the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar currently hemorrhaging money recoups its losses by becoming an attraction for disbelieving tourists."
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if i were jeremiah i’d rather have found them fucking than whatever the hell this is
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it is so funny that “o’clock” is like, the official name for that concept
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This week makes me think we're over-investing in data centers for AI and under-investing in finding all the types of cats.
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So cool to hang out with @LizzyMcAlpine and her band while they rehearsed her new album, Angel. We talked about how the Eaton Fire nearly destroyed her new music, and how Broadway restored her. nylon.com/entertainment/lizz…
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Austin Abrams stole his scenes in “Paper Towns,” he should’ve gotten more notice for “The Line,” and I barely even recognized him in “Weapons.” But you probably don’t know anything about him, and neither do I. gq-magazine.co.uk/article/th…
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having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters
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The fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. We have to do something about this
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adulthood is saying “after this week, things should calm down” every week until you die.
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Same.
I think sometimes cats don’t actually know what specifically they want – they’re just generally dissatisfied, so they stand there yelling “I YEARN” on the off chance that you’ll be able to do something about it.
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People get on planes just to cough and sneeze
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"I think the tourist guide likes us" is female equivalent of "the stripper is in love with me"
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once i figure out how to log into mychart i'll be unstoppable
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