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Philsberry Doughboy retweeted
this particular version of the fresh prince of bel-air will forever be the greatest
Told the @Walgreens answering AI that I needed to speak to a human and it assured me I didn’t if I was only checking on a prescription, gave it my name, it gave me a pickup date and time… not ready, can’t be filled over the weekend, runs out tonight… hella tight 🖕🏾
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@AssaultAirBike official recommendation when I tried to get new bike parts was ‘these bikes are too old to continue servicing, get new ones.’ But they legit respond to emails slower than anything I’ve ever dealt with, they average 6 weeks response time
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Philsberry Doughboy retweeted
Royce White and Enes Kanter declaring for the WNBA draft reminds me of that episode of The Office where Michael Scott shouted I declare bankruptcy in the middle of the office because he thought that’s what the phrase meant.
Philsberry Doughboy retweeted
What offside would be and not be if
Arsène Wenger, FIFA's chief of global football development, gets his way.
The change effectively means there has to be daylight between attacker and defender for an offside offense.
Otherwise, all those goals count.
Philsberry Doughboy retweeted
You cannot argue with MAGA. They demand evidence, then call your sources biased. You provide primary sources, they claim they're doctored. You show them video, they say it's out of context. You give them context, they say you're cherry-picking. This isn't debate. This is a systematic refusal to allow reality to intrude on mythology. You're not arguing facts. You're arguing whether facts exist.
Philsberry Doughboy retweeted
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I’m calling on @LSU to honor the legacy of Charlie Kirk by putting up a statue of him on campus.
There is no better warrior for free speech than Charlie Kirk, and we must continue his legacy on every campus in America. 🇺🇸
“They say I couldn’t play football I was too small, they say I couldn’t play basketball I wasn’t tall, they say I couldn’t play baseball AT ALL” clearly shows how hard baseball is
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Philsberry Doughboy retweeted
This might be the most entertaining start to an NBA season in recent history
This man me asked to see my receipt on the way out of Safeway & I just looked him up and down and kept going because I had my headphones in and he was hella close to me for no reason. wasn’t till I was out the door that I realized what he said 😂😂😂 he probably think I’m a jerk
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Appt at 12 and I thought it was at 12:30/that’s when I blocked off my calendars. I called to see if they had later times but they didn’t so I cancelled my 11:00 appt to make it on time… haven’t been seen yet. I could’ve just kept the appointment. I’ve been here 45 minutes now
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Philsberry Doughboy retweeted
MNBA fans will make all the jokes in the world if this was a WNBA parade😂
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Centel'd.
It is a WNBA parade. This video from the 2021 Chicago Sky.
t.co/nG8bVXFJ9U