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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

You know; tickin' over.

 England, United Kingdom
Joined July 2015
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John Fidler@johnfidler17 Mar 2016
Here's "Paul Daniels" by The Colourdrops, a band I was in as a child. @noggsy87 and @matt_jaffa share the blame soundcloud.com/john-fidler/p… RIP
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There's a worm at the bottom of the garden, and his name is... I forget.
Angels with Dirty Faeces @midnight #FilmPoops
The Stench Connection (with Poopeye Doyle). #FilmPoops @midnight
Scatman #FilmPoops @midnight
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I wouldn't piss on me if I was on on fire
Which hurts the most?
0%Kick in the bollocks
100%Punch in the tits
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A song Let's Raise A Glass youtu.be/wlpkqBa_9Qo
Mishka Shubaly - Let's Raise A Glass

Mishka Shubaly - Let's Raise A Glass

Mishka Shubaly opening for Doug Stanhope at Speeds in Dallas Tx

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BREAKING: Walsall man has flat battery.
Sunday.
One of my nipples has fallen off! False alarm. It's a cornflake.
Frankie Boyle, the funniest dinner lady at our school.
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"Where's your spunk?", an American fitness instructor once asked me. #TimesWhenMyAspergersGotMeIntoTrouble
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There's a guy works down the chip shop who swears.
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@ArcheryButts bravo
Of corset suits you John.
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His name was Jesus. He was a showgirl.
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If global warming is true then how come I still need to defrost my freezer?
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