All I want in life is a big Cadillac, a nickel plated .45, and a bulldog with a gold tooth. If I had me all that, ain't nobody would fuck with me.

Heaven, Oklahoma
Joined June 2022
tfw Camp of the Saints was actually too optimistic and not racist enough
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"They will be tired, they will be cold" Uhh, no - they'll have all of their needs met and still burn it all down.
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Stars and Stripes behind Quaritch when he's very upfront about his colonialism, but a Star of David when he wants to larp as indigenous. Bravo, Mr. Cameron.
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I can’t wait to build my beautiful garden Hold on, there. You need the agreement of the weeds to build that The weeds are what I am trying to keep out! Why would I need the agreement of the weeds? That’s just how it works. Also, there are more weeds than there are flowers, and this is a democracy So you’re saying I can’t have a garden No, not at all. I’m saying you have to engage in the democratic process to bring the weeds over to your side But I’m trying to keep out the weeds I wouldn’t say that too loudly if you are trying to win over the weeds But I’m not trying to win over the weeds. I’m trying to keep out the weeds You’re going to have to do better than that if you expect to convince the weeds
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muy buenas las filtraciones de cartoon network
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Eat a pound of beef a day, every day for a year, and one animal dies. One bullock, two years out on grass, a bolt to the forehead and gone before the sound reaches him. Eat a pound of pork a day for a year and 3 pigs die. Most go down a lift into a pit of carbon dioxide. It burns the nose and throat, they fight to climb out, and it takes the best part of a minute to put them under. Eat a pound of lamb a day for a year and 8 lambs die. Stunned, cut, done inside a second. Eat a pound of salmon a day for a year and 55 fish die, plus the sardines they were fed. The lucky ones are clubbed. The rest have the gills cut while awake, or are gassed, and fight it for up to nine minutes. Eat a pound of chicken a day for a year and 75 birds die. Hung upside down by the legs on a moving line, dragged head first through an electrified bath, then the blade. Some arch their necks, miss the water, and meet the blade awake. Eat a pound of prawns a day for a year and 15,000 die. In the trawl they are crushed and left to asphyxiate on the deck. In the farm, their mother has her eyestalk cut off to make her lay. Eat a pound of bread a day for a year and nobody can give you a number. Field mice, voles and nesting birds go through the combine in July. In Germany alone the mowers cut around 90,000 roe deer fawns in half every May. Round the grain store the rats take the poison and bleed to death inside for a week. Eat a pound of rice a day for a year and the paddy is flooded, drained and sprayed, and everything in the water goes with it. Frogs, fish, snakes, the lot. Then the stubble is burned. The bullock had a number on an ear tag and a man who checked on him every morning. The field mouse had a combine. The only animal on the list that was looked in the eye before it died is the one you have been told to feel guilty about.
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非洲真的很缺水吗?其实“懒”才是他们穷的根本原因。有数据显示,非洲地下水储量是地表的100倍,为何他们不挖井,而是到处找水? 我之前跟着一支海外工程队在那边待了快八个月,亲眼见过太多让人匪夷所思的事,说出来真的好多人都不敢信。我们当时的营地建在一片开阔的草地上,刚过去的时候要解决用水问题,队里找了个测水的师傅随便找了个地方打井,打到不到十二米就出了清水,水质甜得很,除了供我们队四十多个人吃喝洗澡,还能引出一垄水浇我们开出来的小菜园,天天浇水都用不完。 而离我们营地不到两公里的地方,就有一个百十来口人的部落村子,我第一次跟着采购去村里的时候,就看见全村人都围着一个半米深的泥坑接水,那水浑得放半小时都澄清不了,水面上还飘着虫子和牲畜的粪便,小孩渴了蹲下来直接舀了就喝,大人也不管,不少小孩隔三差五就拉肚子,缺药耽误着能拖出大病,看着真的让人心疼。我当时就问翻译,咱们这边打井出了这么多水,他们咋不来打一口?翻译笑笑说,你往后看就知道了,不是水的事。 没过多久工程闲下来,队长说反正咱们设备人都有,不如免费帮他们打一口井,也算做件好事,结果第一步就卡壳了。村长带着一群人堵在我们选好的井址,说这块地是他们部落的公用土地,要打井就得给他们十袋面粉五桶食用油外加两箱汽水,不然别想动土。我们队里想着反正也不多,给就给了,就当换一口井给村里人用,这点东西对我们来说不算什么。 接下来要找几个当地人帮忙打下手搬东西,我们说好一天给一斤玉米面两瓶汽水,这个待遇在当地已经够一个三口之家吃饱喝足了,比他们自己瞎晃赚得多太多,结果来了五个人,干了不到四十分钟,全都撂挑子坐到树底下乘凉去了,说太阳太晒,会晒伤皮肤,祖宗规矩就是正午不能干活,要等太阳落山再干活。我们想着入乡随俗那就等,结果太阳落山之后,连个人影都没见着,第二天上午好不容易来了三个,还要求必须先给汽水玉米面,不给就不动手,我们给了之后,三个人晃悠着挖了不到半米,又坐下来歇着聊天了,一聊就是一上午,第三天干脆全都不来了,托人带话来说拿到的吃的够喝够吃好几天,先回家休息,吃完了再来。 最后没办法,我们工程队自己上手,不到十天就打出了一口出水稳定的井,还给他们在井口安了简易的提水架,放了两个大木桶,跟村长说以后大家随便来打水,只要别往井里扔垃圾就行。一开始村里人可开心了,天天排着队来打水,结果半个月不到,井口就堵了,我们过去一看,大大小小的树枝石头烂叶子堵了小半井,原来大家打完水垃圾随手就扔在井口边上,下雨一冲全进去了。我们免费帮他们清干净,反复跟村长和村民说不要扔垃圾,要保持井口干净,结果不到两个月,又堵了,之后村长干脆来找我们,说井坏了,你们再帮我们打一口新的吧,那语气说得理所当然,好像我们就该天天给他们收拾烂摊子。 我之前还碰到过一次,营地的围墙坏了一段,找了四个当地工人来修,说好一天干完给对应的工钱,结果四个工人八点开工,九点就歇着喝茶,十点吃早饭,十二点要睡午觉,睡到下午三点才起来,干了不到一小时又说要回家喂孩子,一天下来只码了不到五块砖,第二天还过来要全额工钱,说我们没给他们提供茶和饼,所以干得慢,钱不能少给,当时给我们队长气得直接把他们赶走了。 待得久了我才发现,这种事真的不是个例。有个二十多岁的小伙子天天来我们营地卖野果,我们看他挺活络,就说你干脆天天给我们营地送菜,我们一个月给你固定的工钱,比你卖野果稳定多了,结果他干了三天,第四天就不见了,过了一周晃悠过来,问他为啥不来,他说前三天赚的钱够花了,在家歇着花完了再来。还有国际援助组织免费给他们发蔬菜种子,教他们开荒种地,说种好了够全村吃大半年,结果一半种子被他们煮着吃了,剩下的随便往地里一撒,既不浇水也不除草,长不出来就接着等着发援助。 真的,很多人说非洲穷是因为气候不好历史遗留问题,可我们明明看到脚底下十几米就是清水,储量够整个村子用几十年,有人免费帮你打出来,就只要随手维护一下都做不到。他们不是没有力气,跑出去找野果跳篝火舞能折腾一整天,一说到干活赚饭吃,半小时就喊累;也不是没有资源,地下水摆在那,援助摆在那,就是不肯伸手去动。 我待了八个月见过好多口废弃的援助井,全都是打完没两年没人维护废了,当地人宁愿背着水桶走三四公里去接脏雨水,也不肯花半天时间清一清堵了的井口。你说这到底是延续了几千年的靠天吃饭的生活方式已经刻进骨子里改不了,还是真的就是“懒”才导致一直摆脱不了穷呢?你怎么看这件事?
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I've been sleeping on VPNs on tvs and phones. I don't have to see the fattest blackest gayest niggers possible in ads anymore.
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“The revolution will be televised” niggas when we televise executions of terrorists
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Hush little nigga, don't say sheit Daddy's gonna buy you a Glock wit a switch
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i opened instagram for the first time in a while and was instantly flashbanged by this
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 ATF Releases NFA guidance in response to the Texas NFA lawsuit: "Effective October 9, 2026, ATF will no longer require individuals to seek ATF approval under the NFA before making or transferring short-barreled rifles, short-barreled shotguns, silencers, and “any other weapon[s]” as defined in 26 U.S.C. § 5845(e). ATF will also no longer require such items to be registered in the National Firearms Registration and Transfer Record. These policies apply uniformly to anyone otherwise subject to these requirements, not just to the plaintiffs in the litigation."
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"Chief MummaGVD, what do we do about all these cumskins?" "Nothing." "Nothing?! Our tribe is sure to be wiped out if we don't act soon!" "How much alcohol and how many casinos were there before the White man came?" "Zero." "..." "..." "Heil Hitler." "Heil Hitler."
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it's not the color of your fucking skin. It's not the color of your fucking skin. It's not. The color. Of your fucking. Skin. Stop saying that shit. It's insulting. You think white people are over here like "GRRRR THE COLOR BROWN MAKES ME MAD" it's your BEHAVIOR. It's your BEHAVIOR. ITS THE REOCCURRING PATTERN OF YOUR VIOLENT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR .
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SCP-041 Object Class: Euclid SCP-041 is a steel suspension bridge spanning the ███ River near ███, Oregon. Whenever a human with a history of using HRT walks on the bridge, they feel a sudden urge to jump off. Subjects have made comment of a "pretty view" before jumping.
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So I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs Some racial slurs
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We’re bringing bumper stickers back stickerwaffen.com use code Faceless for 10% off
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Replacing tactile physical buttons with laggy touchscreens just so you have to navigate three sub-menus while driving 75 mph on a dark highway to adjust the defroster is the single worst safety downgrade in modern automotive history.
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got this from facebook so no idea who posted it here first
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