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“Hey Yo.”—Parody.

She turns my heart black 🖤
Joined July 2017
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𝔉𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔶𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔡𝔞𝔶, 𝔩𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔬𝔡𝔞𝔶.
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All I asked was why is Billy’s nipples so hard that it could poke your eye out.
I'd also like to know about Billy's nipples. Share with the class.
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My lap is like 7/11, it’s always open for you.
Let me come sit on your lap and tell you all the ways you're great.
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We don’t talk about those times.
*Reminder we wont belts together and then you cost me a singles belt
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I might need a little reminder.
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All I do is take care of my sweet girl and win championships.
Penis havers are such drama queens. Not my Jackal, though. He's a good boy. Never done anything wrong in his whole life.
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Ejecto Seato Cuz retweeted
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀“Unnameable things have come ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀to ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀us in alien horror and will ⠀come again. And the evil of the stars is ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀not as the evil of earth.”
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R E B I R T H
𝒩𝑜𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒. 𝐿𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓅𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓈. 𝐿𝒾𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝒸𝓇𝒾𝓅𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒. 𝒮𝒽𝒾𝓅 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒞𝒽𝑒𝓂. 「𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝒜𝓁𝒾𝒸𝑒?」
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Ejecto Seato Cuz retweeted
The official poster for ALL IN: TEXAS, live August 29th, 2026! It features our massive main event as June Byers Classic winner Timeless Toni Storm challenges Foundress World Champion Athena, whose reign has surpassed one year. Every match confirmed for ALL IN: TEXAS awaits below!
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//btw this and beyond the spider verse gets on my nerves
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Women I’m tryna get to KNOW better or again… Gigi, Callie, Moonie, Kat, Jackals girl, Mayu.
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I would never undermine what my white nubian goddess, @HeirToHellsGate says.
Justin also hates women for some reason, I overheard him and Phil Jackal talking about how taking advice from women undermines their masculinity or something… Weird behavior if you ask me.
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This tournament is more than just any ordinary tournament. You see, June Byers is a trailblazer. Not only has she done so much for women’s wrestling, she has also done a whole lot for Texas wrestling. She went from state to state showcasing how tenacious and powerful women could-
Replying to @ThisIsUVC
Three elite competitors collide as Noah Angle, Phil Jackal, and CM Punk battle in a high-stakes Quarterfinals match in the June Byers Tournament. Only one can advance, bringing them one step closer to tournament glory and a coveted championship opportunity.
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-when I have my eyes on a prize and not willing to give up and I get said prize. I am not only doing this for myself, I am doing this in remembrance of an icon, a legend, June Byers… I am doing this for the great state of Texas and I am doing this to prove that you can do-
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-whatever you want to accomplish, as long as you set your mind to it.
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