Sophia

✨𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦?✨ [Penned by Adri]

We have found a Carpet Stain!

We have been in contact! Goro Akechi ordered for one an hour and we have successfully decided to convene at the twenty seven minute mark. c:

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Goro Akechi is permitted one war crime every twenty seven minutes and forty-two seconds. (War crimes do not stack, please use accordingly, copyrighted by the Phantom Thieves of Hearts circa 2022.)

War crime accepted! Please choose your allocated reason for committing such. • Goro Akechi • Genshins Impactful • Snoring Grandpa

..."pocket dimension"?

Skull once said "NFTs means no fucking thanks."

*Why has she never seen the beautiful angel with AI touches of sorts?* Oh! Excuse me... I. Are you new? @AngelicProtocol

...you want me to set an alarm to remind you to set an alarm? Okay, I can do that! I think.

:c He didn't want to talk to Hooters.

I have initiated the "Butt Dial Accident" Protocol, Gramps. c:

Done. [KICHI ➡️ BIG STINKY]

You almost lost your arm. c:

*That's just Akira Konoe!*

...what is a "butt bean"?

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ We're fighting a god!

Do you think Kirby learns by eating?

Happy Poyo Day. c:

But... I read that those who work at 'Hooters' have 'big titties'… Does Uriel not have that?