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jevin dames: haunted by the ghosts of my tits (they/them)
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Joined February 2021
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Looks like @shanemadej taking a shit in the retirement home
At #D23Expo, Disney unveils a new statue of Walt Disney, titled “Walt the Dreamer,” which will be installed in Epcot.
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NYC is opening 160 car-free (but treat-filled) streets and plazas to enjoy fun and safe fall festivities this spooky season.
Find one near you at nyc.gov/trickorstreets.
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i take back everything bad i've ever said about lesbians in western massachusetts
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Our youngest was tested for celiac disease yesterday. The doctor asked if autoimmune diseases run in our family.
Me: “I have lupus & Hashimoto’s. My daughter & I have celiacs. Our twins have JIA.”
German doctor, after a brief pause: “Ah. Your immune systems are very ambitious.”
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misanthropic shut-in celibate lesbian who is extremely dramatic over tiny slights is a classic western mass trope how do you think they came up with emily dickinson
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I love New England, what do you mean there was an Arthur T. Demoulas drag king performing tonight at a Market Basket-themed cabaret, hosted by the oldest continuously-operating gay bar in Boston
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for anyone being like “oh this is covid era post woke psychosis” in 2009 I was chased out of a restaurant in Northampton for bringing a plastic Poland Spring water bottle into the establishment. Western Massachusetts is different.
A lesbian bar in Greenfield eased its stringent mask mandate, a decision that has splintered the queer community in the city and beyond. trib.al/FyZjBWs
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el concepto de que las únicas dos personas que han interpretado a wolverine en más de 20 años son hugh jackman y troye sivan😭
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carly rae jepsen 'cuck me maybe': before you came into my wife I missed you so bad
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The craziest part of growing up in the northeast is finding out knowing a ton of Irish and Italians is actually not standard for the United States.
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Trans flag for people who don't know what's going on
Also called the transgend-huh? Flag
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The toddler princess barfed, so she sits in state upon a blanketed-for-protection couch with a bucket at the ready just in case.
Toddler princess (with a mournful look): "My name is Throwuppy now because I threw up."
Me: "No, throwing up does not change who you are."
