@PhadingDark

I'm human. I was born on my birthday. Don't tell anybody but I'm naked under my clothes. 🇨🇦

Joined April 2015
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Welcome to my page. Straight jackets are on the left, meds are on the table, and if you hurry, you can grab a seat and join us in the psych ward.
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Great, my wife is going to try an adopt another goddamned cat.
KTLA
@KTLA19 Feb 2025
#BREAKING: Authorities are trying to capture a mountain lion on the loose in Camarillo. Live coverage: ktla.com/news/california/mou…
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⚠️DO NOT BUY THIS LITTER BOX⚠️ 🧵🔁 This automatic litter box is KILLING cats. I want to share this around because a lot of people are buying it and a lot of cat owners are unfortunately falling victim to this. The litter box in the picture is an automatic cleaning-
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I'm glad you've realized that "progressives" aren't "working people."
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Having to do this again. Only this time it's cause I caught Pnemonia. Please read on. This one has cute cat pictures and gross images of my cursed lungs. Donate or share as you're able. Thank you for your time and Consideration. gofundme.com/f/a-sick-man-ol…

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They sucked at dividing up the districts. A child could do better.
Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus22 Aug 2024
Keep it PG. plewse.
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Who the fuck would leave their child(ren) with an alligator??? I genuinely don't care about political views provided my child(ren) is(are) safe.
American Phoenix@TheAmericanphoe20 Aug 2024
Would you rather leave your child with a modern republican or a literal alligator?
63%Republican
37%Gator
19 votes • Final results
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"Country boys for City Slickers" never had a picture before now.
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Incorrect. 2ˣ⁺² = 8 Write the equation in exponential form with the base of 2. 2ˣ⁺² = 2³ Since the bases are the same, write the exponents equal x+2 = 3 Move the constant to the right hand side and change it's sign x=3-2 calculate 3-2=1 x = 1
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What? This is a bacchanalia, not the last supper. The blue guy represents Bacchus (Greek Dionysus). They celebrated with wine, feasting, and a lot of degeneracy. They were degenerates even by ancient Roman standards. Christians, read a history book. It isn't an attack on you.
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson27 Jul 2024
Fellow Christian: Can *you* please join me in a complete and total boycott of the blasphemous sickening satanic occult ritual formerly known as the Olympics? Jesus Christ will not be mocked We are the majority - let’s demonstrate power Do not tolerate darkness Do NOT watch
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What's your gender, and would your ideal romantic relationship involve gender-stereotypical/traditional roles and norms?
54%Man | Yes
25%Man | No
11%Woman | Yes
10%Woman | No
1,118 votes • Final results
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No. I don't feel fucking better. I've had cancer. I know people currently with cancer. It's genuinely terrifying. Go fuck yourself.
Boogie2988
@Boogie298825 Jul 2024
Nothing will ever make up for the bullshit I pulled. But I hope this makes some of you feel a little better.
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Bitch, who took a damn piece of pizza? I don't give a shit about the dick slap. I paid for an entire pizza!
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Why would anyone ruin a perfectly good hamburger by putting bacon or cheese on it?
Jason
@shalomninja25 Jul 2024
Why would anyone eat a cheeseburger when bacon cheeseburgers exist?
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How do I get this job?
Nature is Amazing ☘️
@AMAZlNGNATURE24 Jul 2024
The Alligator was like what the hell.😂😂
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Having 8 brothers, can confirm.
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60 or so, give or take.
El Gallo 🇺🇸🇩🇴☘️@vinquezada124 Jul 2024
🤔 my wrist when I was 9… What About YOU?!? 🫵🏽
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Yes, this look and body hair is normal. It wasn't until 1915 when King Camp Gillette (sound familiar?) realized he could more than double his profits if he could convince women to shave. He created the Milady Décolleté razor and started an aggressive anti hair campaign. It worked
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