@peterkelly
 Newton NJ
Joined April 2008
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Peter Kelly retweeted
WUSF@wusf6 Nov 2012
12,500 voters in Florida's Pinellas County received robocall saying they could vote TOMORROW. They can't. ow.ly/f4P8B
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Peter Kelly retweeted
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@TheOnion6 Nov 2012
Nation Unsure Which Candidates' Plan To Destroy The Environment Will Create More Jobs onion.com/SIQmOX
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Peter Kelly retweeted
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@TheOnion16 Oct 2012
Lyndon Johnson Pulls Ahead In Poll Of Nation's Alzheimer's Patients onion.com/TnDfzH
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whoever said "clean coal is unicorns" we salute you
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Election Survey Fail - "I'm still undecided, but I think I'll end up voting for No. I like his stance on the economy ow.ly/dRZ5s
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Fixes link: Burmese python found in Florida was 17 feet long, 164 pounds; had 87 eggs. on.cnn.com/QYDuU9
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Peter Kelly retweeted
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@TheOnion12 Aug 2012
Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World ow.ly/cUR6t #OlympicArchive
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They say swans mate for life, but honestly, I think I'd get tired of fucking one after a week or two ow.ly/cKYOa
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Hahahaha! “@SethMacFarlane: Oh no, Facebook stock is tanking! Quick, everyone post more pictures of your fucking dinner!”
Peter Kelly retweeted
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@TheOnion8 Aug 2012
Biden's eBay Feedback Rating Dips Below 35 Percent onion.com/PFIBUj
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Knight is my employer. :( “@Reuters: Knight Capital gets $400 million rescue, shares tumble reut.rs/Q2MdAa”
Best work ever! ---> cnbc10home . com
I'm pretty sure he's a commie, so have at it. “@CanadienRaider: Can we just beat up @MorrisseyCarmen instead, @peterkelly?”
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To all my Halifax constituents, happy 4th of July. Everyone beat up an American to celebrate.
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I gotta get one of these: “@SteveMartinToGo: Just bought an amazing new pen that writes in any language.”
"People say the best part of fighting is the make up sex. That's why I don't like arguing with my dad." - ow.ly/bPYn5
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Peter Kelly retweeted
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@TheOnion26 Jun 2012
Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital ow.ly/bQdIt #OnionNewsNetwork
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Poor George, last of his kind. “@science: Last Pinta giant tortoise Lonesome George dies bbc.in/MIuK2c”
The serving size on a container of One a Day vitamins is two vitamins. So you know, fuck everything you thought you knew about math.
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“@DawgSonMD: @PeterKelly explain chem trails!” Well, if you eat chemicals, like lysergic acid dithalimide, sometimes you see trails.
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