Screwing up your commutes for as long as you can remember! You’re welcome, Chicago! Now w/ offices in NYC and SF!

Chicago, IL
Joined December 2019
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May they never know a moment of peace the rest of their miserable lives.
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Replying to @LL_PATRIOT @Acyn
The demonization of fellow Americans you are doing right here is why we are here. 76% of right wing violence is from your side buddy. Educate yourself.
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I gotta say. Kid gives UPOTT energy.
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When you are still expected to go into work and @cta is the only way there
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Replying to @cta
NYE on CTA
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Good morning to this bus driver and no one else.
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Seriously underrated Tweet.
When you are still expected to go into work and @cta is the only way there
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I'm just really proud of this guy #Chicago:
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I just used my clorox wipes on the cta train seat bars and look how disgustingly dirty they are. Please avoid touching the bars and wash your hands right after you get off the train! #cta #chicagocta #chicagocoronavirus
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GOOD AFTERNOON CHICAGO 🧟‍♂️ – at Chicago, IL
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