Caroline Forbes

@FuckMyHumanity This is all natural, fucking caterpillar brows.

@FuckMyHumanity Dumb fuck.

@FuckMyHumanity Am I missing something?

Thanks for all the follows, cretins.

Gonna drink until I think someone is hot enough to make out with.

Just about sums me up. xitter.cf/PermissiveDame/status/…

Accurate. So don't even try with me. xitter.cf/PermissiveDame/status/…

@Stefan_SSL I'm going to let that slide since it's from an amazing movie.

Are you trying to make me eyebrow-less? They don't need waxing, I need more eyebrow. xitter.cf/dubioustigress/status/…

@Stefan_SSL Small. Ass. Dick.

Don't favorite that, Py. I'll kill your teddy bear.

@Stefan_SSL Stop talking. Thanks.

@Stefan_SSL You've got perfectly working legs and arms. Use them.

Is that your way of a subtle hint? xitter.cf/shadowedessence/status…

"You can't change who I am." New Caroline gracing you all with my awesomeness. Need some partners willing to write. xitter.cf/PermissiveDame/status/…