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Troons increase longevity
Bryan Johnson
@bryan_johnsonOct 9
I am measuring my girlfriend’s erections
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Switching from the hard R to a soft A when addressing my agents.
Andrew Curran
@AndrewCurran_Oct 8
Effective November 12th, 2026, abusive behavior towards Claude will be a violation of Anthropic's Usage Policy.
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Incels feeling pretty smart right about now.
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 8
JUST IN: Scientists warn sexually transmitted diarrhea is rapidly developing antibiotic resistance, with some infections becoming “close to untreatable.”
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Indians at Microsoft: Today morning was our 9/11.
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Sydney Sweeny will enter the Jewish community as the shiksa Lisan al Ghaib.
New York Post
@nypostOct 6
Sydney Sweeney meets with rabbis as her and Scooter Braun think about a future with kids trib.al/1PlWCKE
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John Cleese is falling for Trump Epstein ai thirst trap pictures.
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Treating prisoners like Europeans has been ruled unconstitutional.
Kalshi
@KalshiOct 5
BREAKING: Federal judge orders Texas to air-condition all prisons by the end of 2029
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She is out here denying the Holocaust while making porn called vaginal Holocaust
ChaoticTalk
@ChaoticTalkOct 3
Replying to @ChaoticTalk
Candace Owens found on a lesbian porn site Monique Dupree for com with star of “Vagina Holocaust” @EsoShaggy @factsmetv
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Took me a second to piece through the double negatives here but this is indeed retarded.
Remarks
@remarksOct 2
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US judge rules law criminalizing noncitizen voting is unconstitutional, NYPost reports.
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For right now it feels like a Taiwan invasion is getting less rather than more likely yoy.
Kalshi
@KalshiOct 1
JUST IN: US says a Chinese invasion of Taiwan before 2028 is unlikely
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This is so demoralizing to see people talkong to stuffed animals becoming billionaires.
Polymarket
@PolymarketSep 30
JUST IN: Anthropic co-founder Daniela Amodei & her husband reportedly used a “personal advisory council” of stuffed animals with distinct personalities to work through workplace conflicts.
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This is going to be huge at cornell.
R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalertsSep 30
🚨 #BREAKING: Tinder launches "Group Hangouts” — enabling users to match dates with up to 15 people.
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Mr. Beast is going to do 2 videos where the person gets rich and one where they die.
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You can tell he would much rather be posting in the company slack about how we're all going to die.
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In Roman times this would be an unmistakable sign of something bad coming.
Kalshi
@KalshiSep 27
JUST IN: Shark spotted swimming through flooded streets in New Jersey
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I bet they're all doctors and businessman.
Kalshi
@KalshiSep 27
JUST IN: Caravan of 300 migrants crosses into Mexico headed toward US
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They should have a cops and robbers night. Would be a good gimmick.
Polymarket
@PolymarketSep 27
JUST IN: Miami police officer Luis Hernandez makes UFC debut against convicted felon Sedriques Dumas, walks out to “Sound of da Police,” then chokes Dumas out just 57 seconds into the fight.
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How to get reelected in a Republican primary; 1) be a Republican
Thomas Massie
@RepThomasMassieSep 26
How to get re-elected in a Republican primary: 1) vote for all Republican omnibus bills 2) kiss the wall 3) never criticize a war 4) figure out who’s going to win the internal leadership races and vote for them whether or not they’re qualified, honest, or conservative.
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In America the Jewish women pretend to be Palestines getting genocided.
Polymarket
@PolymarketSep 26
JUST IN: Activist Hannah Gann confesses she “outright lied” about being Black & Palestinian for years, as former colleagues identify her as a white woman of Jewish heritage.
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