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Joined December 2020
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Astonishing!
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If enough patriots quote post this with @elonmusk's name perhaps he'll see it, repost it, and this will get the attention it deserves. Hundreds of millions of Americans need to know about this, not just us randos on X.
The past few days, I got my hands on thousands of new transcripts and hundreds of recordings, thanks to leads from @SKDoubleDub33 and @iamlisalogan . You've heard that the DSA is proposing structural reforms to America, including abolishing the Senate and imposing term limits. What you not have heard is - there is an operational plan to put it all into action. If the Democratic Party sweeps 2026, then DSA will become "foot soldiers" in constant clashes with the administration to cross a "red line" or invoke a "doomsday scenario" - meaning, President Trump invokes the Insurrection Act, probably sometime in 2027. Then, a lot of coordinated responses kick off, including delegitimizing the federal government itself and handing that legitimacy to Democratic governors. 2028 then becomes a vote on whether to keep America governance as-is or to burn it all down to appease a "young and brown" demographic. The mysterious group who's been coordinating 50501, Indivisible, and coordinating the NoKings protests is called "United Democracy Alliance" and their intellectual leader is Erica Chenoweth who came up with the 3.5% rule of nonviolent regime change. Patience. I know I've hyped this more than anything else. It's genuinely the biggest discovery I've had. This is an enormous archive. This is only the beginning.
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Do you support the two state solution?🇫🇷🇵🇸🤔👇
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The past few days, I got my hands on thousands of new transcripts and hundreds of recordings, thanks to leads from @SKDoubleDub33 and @iamlisalogan . You've heard that the DSA is proposing structural reforms to America, including abolishing the Senate and imposing term limits. What you not have heard is - there is an operational plan to put it all into action. If the Democratic Party sweeps 2026, then DSA will become "foot soldiers" in constant clashes with the administration to cross a "red line" or invoke a "doomsday scenario" - meaning, President Trump invokes the Insurrection Act, probably sometime in 2027. Then, a lot of coordinated responses kick off, including delegitimizing the federal government itself and handing that legitimacy to Democratic governors. 2028 then becomes a vote on whether to keep America governance as-is or to burn it all down to appease a "young and brown" demographic. The mysterious group who's been coordinating 50501, Indivisible, and coordinating the NoKings protests is called "United Democracy Alliance" and their intellectual leader is Erica Chenoweth who came up with the 3.5% rule of nonviolent regime change. Patience. I know I've hyped this more than anything else. It's genuinely the biggest discovery I've had. This is an enormous archive. This is only the beginning.
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This is pretty funny. 😂😂😂😂
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When you understand the assignment but do it wrong on purpose out of spite.. 😅
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When I'm in a performance review at work and they ask me where I see myself in ten years.
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We had nothing left in South Africa. Not two pennies to rub together. As a husband and father, I had almost given up. After we sold everything, there was nothing left I could do. Jobs were as scarce as snowflakes in summer, and the color of my skin was the only reason that mattered. Then, the very next day, as God is my witness, we got the tickets. Everything flipped 180 degrees. Hope poured in. A light appeared at the end of an extremely dark tunnel. When we arrived in the USA, the unknown felt like a whole new mountain. But it didn’t take long to see the truth: life was going to be better here. Every person we met treated us with dignity. Doors kept opening. Things kept falling into place. And with God walking right beside us, what started as survival quickly became a miracle. I’ve got a fire in my belly now. America still has so much left to offer, and I’ve barely scratched the surface. This is the land where a man can rebuild what was taken from him not by handouts, but by work, grit, and the freedom to keep swinging. We came here with empty hands and a broken past. We’ll leave our mark with strong backs, grateful hearts, and children who will grow up free. From the ashes of the old life, we’re building something new under the stars and stripes. The tunnel is behind us. The future is wide open. And by the grace of God and the blessing of this great nation, the best is still ahead. God bless America. We’re not just here. we’re home.
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August 6, 1945. A 29 year old engineer is walking to work in Hiroshima on the last day of a three month business trip. He's packed. He's going home to his wife and baby son tomorrow. He looks up and sees a bomber high overhead. Something small falls from it. Then the sky turns white. His name was Tsutomu Yamaguchi. He designed oil tankers for Mitsubishi, and he'd been sent to Hiroshima to work at the company's shipyard. He was about two miles from where the bomb exploded. The blast threw him off his feet. It burst his eardrums. It burned the left side of his upper body, his face and arms. For a while he couldn't see. He spent the night in an air raid shelter in a city that no longer existed. The next morning, badly burned, he found two of his coworkers who had also survived. Together they made their way through the ruins to a train station and got on one of the few trains still running. They were going home. Home was Nagasaki. He got back on August 8, covered in bandages. His family barely recognized him. Doctors treated his burns. Most people would have stayed in bed. On August 9, Yamaguchi reported to work. He was sitting in the Mitsubishi office in Nagasaki, telling his boss what had happened in Hiroshima. How one bomb had wiped out an entire city. According to Yamaguchi, his boss told him that was impossible. That he must be out of his mind. And at that moment, through the window, the room filled with the same white light. The second atomic bomb had just exploded over Nagasaki. Once again, Yamaguchi was about two miles away. The blast tore the bandages off his burns. The office was wrecked. And somehow, again, he lived. He rushed home terrified of what he'd find. His house was destroyed. But his wife and son had survived too. They had gone out looking for burn ointment for him and were sheltering in a tunnel when the bomb hit. Treating his injuries from the first bomb may have saved them from the second. He was sick for a long time. His hair fell out. He had fevers and infections. But he recovered. He went back to work, raised a family, and lived a normal life for decades. He rarely talked about it publicly. Hundreds of people are believed to have lived through both bombings. But in 2009, the Japanese government officially recognized Yamaguchi as a survivor of both, the only person ever formally given that status. Late in life he finally started speaking out against nuclear weapons. He even addressed the United Nations. He died in 2010 at the age of 93. He was hit by the only two atomic bombs ever used in war. And he outlived the century they were dropped in.
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The terrorist Islamic regime has confirmed the death of 18 year old Melika Azizi was carried earlier today. Melika was arrested in January 2026 during nationwide protests and charged with "moharebeh" (waging war against Allah) for allegedly burning Islamic regime symbols. In court, Melika told the judge: "You let so many young people bleed. How can I remain silent? I don't care just kill me." She was a brave young woman and may she rest in peace 🙏
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Air Force pilot Joe Jackson was circling 9,000 feet above a Special Forces camp in Vietnam in his C-123 cargo plane, an aircraft with no guns, when the radio confirmed the last people had been flown out. Fighter jets were cleared to destroy what was left of the camp and the enemy with it. Then a voice broke in. 3 American airmen were still down there. The camp was Kham Duc, May 12, 1968, and it was falling. Thousands of enemy troops had it surrounded. Ammunition dumps were exploding, 8 aircraft had already been destroyed, and the enemy held gun positions on the runway itself. The 3 men, Maj. John Gallagher, Tech. Sgt. Mort Freedman and Staff Sgt. Jim Lundie, had been flown out earlier that day, then sent back in to help with the evacuation. Now everyone else was gone. They were hiding in a ditch beside the runway with 3 rifles. “I never felt so lonely in all my life,” Freedman said later. Another C-123 went in first. It landed under heavy fire, the crew couldn’t find the men, and the pilot pushed the throttles forward to get out. Just before liftoff they spotted the 3 men in the ditch, but it was too late to stop. The men watched what they thought was their last hope take off without them. Jackson was next. He had flown fighters in World War II and Korea, and he knew the enemy gunners expected him to come in low and slow like every cargo plane before him. So he didn’t. He pointed the nose down and dove almost straight at the runway from 9,000 feet. The gunners were caught by surprise. He pulled out just above the trees and landed on a strip littered with debris, where a wrecked helicopter had cut the usable runway to 2,200 feet. The 3 men ran for the plane and were pulled aboard. As they climbed in, a rocket skidded to a stop less than 25 feet from the nose. It didn’t explode. Jackson taxied around it and pushed the throttles all the way forward. Within 10 seconds, mortar rounds were landing on the spot they had just left. Tracers crossed the runway ahead of them. The plane had been on the ground for less than a minute. It took off through the fire with all 3 men aboard, the last Americans out of Kham Duc. “When I looked up and saw that C-123 coming in, it was like a miracle,” Lundie said. It was his 296th combat mission in Vietnam. President Lyndon Johnson presented him the Medal of Honor at the White House. Jackson passed away in 2019 at 95. 🫡 🇺🇸 ♥️
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Kiichiro Higuchi might be the most underrated Japanese general of WW2, and almost nobody outside Japan knows his name. March 1938. Jewish refugees fleeing Nazi Germany are stuck at Otpor, a Soviet railway station on the border with Manchuria. The Soviets won't let them back. Manchukuo won't let them in. They're camped out in brutal Siberian cold with almost no food. Higuchi was the Japanese army's intelligence chief in Harbin. He arranged food, medical care, and visas, and worked with the South Manchuria Railway to get trains sent to the border to carry them out. Japan had signed a pact with Hitler less than two years earlier. Berlin filed a formal protest. Higuchi was called before the Kwantung Army's chief of staff, Hideki Tojo, the future prime minister. As the story goes, Higuchi asked him whether Japan was supposed to be Germany's servant. Tojo let it drop. Fast forward to 1943. Higuchi commands Japanese forces in the North Pacific when the Americans retake Attu. His garrison there fights almost to the last man. But on nearby Kiska, more than 5,000 Japanese troops are cut off. Under his command, a navy squadron slips in through the fog and evacuates the entire garrison in under an hour without losing a man. Weeks later about 34,000 American and Canadian troops storm Kiska. The island is empty. They still take casualties from friendly fire, mines, and booby traps. Then August 1945. Japan announces its surrender on the 15th. Three days later the Soviets invade Shumshu, the northernmost of the Kuril Islands. Higuchi, now commanding the Fifth Area Army, orders his men to fight. The battle costs the Soviets heavily and slows their timetable. Many historians believe that stand helped keep Stalin from grabbing Hokkaido and splitting Japan the way Germany and Korea were split. After the war Moscow demanded Higuchi as a war criminal. MacArthur refused to hand him over. He saved Jewish refugees from the Nazis, pulled off one of the cleanest evacuations of the war, and may have helped keep Japan in one piece. He died in 1970.
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Oct 12, 1870: Robert E. Lee died in Lexington, Virginia, five and a half years after he surrendered at Appomattox. When the war ended, Lee was the most famous man in the South and he had nothing. His family home at Arlington had been seized by the federal government and turned into a cemetery for Union dead. He was 58, his health was failing, and he was under indictment for treason, though he was never tried. Offers came in. Businesses wanted to put his name on their letterhead for big salaries. He turned them down. Instead he took a job as president of Washington College, a tiny school in the Shenandoah Valley that had been looted by Union troops during the war. It had a few dozen students and a handful of professors. The salary was $1,500 a year. He threw himself into it. He knew most of the students by name. He added courses in engineering, business, and journalism, which were unusual for the time. He replaced a long list of rules with an honor system and told students the school had only one rule: every student must be a gentleman. He spent those years telling Southerners to accept the result of the war. He told former soldiers to go home and rebuild. According to an often-told story, when a widow complained bitterly to him about the Union, he told her not to raise her sons to hate the United States and to make them Americans. In 1869 he paid a short visit to President Ulysses S. Grant at the White House. His heart was giving out. In the spring of 1870 he took a long trip south, partly for his health. Crowds met him at every stop. On Cumberland Island in Georgia he visited the grave of his father, Revolutionary War hero Light-Horse Harry Lee. On Sept 28, a cold, rainy day, he went to a long meeting at his church about raising money for the minister's salary. When they came up short, Lee pledged the difference himself. He walked home in the rain and sat down to dinner with his family. When he tried to say grace, no words came out. He had suffered a stroke. They made a bed for him in the dining room. For two weeks he lay there, mostly silent, while one of the worst floods in Virginia history swept through the region outside. He died around 9:30 in the morning on Oct 12. He was 63. Accounts written later said his last words were "Strike the tent," along with an order for A.P. Hill to come up, as if he were back on the battlefield. Doctors who have studied the case think the stroke had taken his ability to speak, and many historians doubt those words were ever said. The flood had washed away the town undertaker's stock of coffins. Some were found downriver, and the only usable one was too short. Lee was buried in his suit without shoes. He was laid to rest in a crypt beneath the chapel on the college grounds. Within days the school's trustees voted to rename it Washington and Lee. His horse Traveller, who walked behind the funeral procession, is buried just outside. After the war Lee had signed an oath of allegiance and applied for a pardon. The oath was lost and never acted on. It was found in the National Archives a century later, and in 1975 Congress restored his citizenship. Americans still argue over how to remember him and the cause he fought for, and they probably always will. But in the last five years of his life, he chose to spend what he had left teaching young men, rebuilding a broken school, and telling a defeated people to put down their anger and become Americans again. 156 years ago today. Rest easy General.
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You can have all the money in the world and never find this kind of happiness.
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My friend Leo traveled to Tokyo carrying his late grandfather’s 1970s Seiko watch. It had stopped working years ago. Leo didn't speak a word of Japanese, so he relied entirely on Google Translate. In a quiet back alley, he walked into a tiny watch repair shop with just an elderly man sitting behind a cluttered desk. Leo held up his phone and typed: "It stopped ticking years ago. Can you fix it?" The old watchmaker examined the watch, paused, and put on his magnifying loupe. He didn't say a single word. He opened the caseback, took a deep breath, and worked in complete silence for 40 minutes. Suddenly, a faint, steady ticking filled the room. Leo teared up. He typed on his phone and showed the screen: "How much do I owe you?" The old man gently shook his head. He slowly typed something on his own phone and turned the screen toward Leo: "No charge. Look inside the caseback. That tiny engraved mark was mine. I assembled this watch 53 years ago as a young apprentice. Thank you for bringing my boy home."
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ok japan is serving me weapons grade ai content holy shit xitter.cf/tintinpapa1/status/210…
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More couples need to do this [📹 mrs_big_irish_tim]
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The old Republican party is done. Here are a few that no longer have influence: Bush family Cheney family Karl Rove Paul Ryan Mitt Romney Nikki Haley (still some residual influence but no longer pulling the party toward her views) Add to my list or prove me wrong.
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‼️ Are you a Zionist? Do you support Israel?
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Ужасающие кадры, на которых две маленькие девочки бегут, спасая свои жизни, пока палестинец преследует их, словно добычу. Он выстрелил первой девочке в спину, когда она в отчаянии пыталась убежать. Вторая замерла, обернулась и умоляла его не убивать её. Он всё равно казнил её, не выказав ни малейшего колебания. Это то, что палестинцы из Газы сделали 7 октября. Никогда не забывайте.
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