@PerdGateEnjoyer

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Joined July 2023
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Cannibal Holodomor
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BDSM is a great inspiration for horror designs, but we need to innovate. We need more fetishes represented. We need a slasher themed around mpreg.
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When I had to go to my dad's wedding or he'd sue Mom for custody I caught her with one of these in the bushes taking long hits from the oxygen,turning it off and then stepping away and lighting and getting some drags from a cig and repeating the process like 6 times
ImmortalGuyonTwit@DaImmortalGuyOct 17
My only experience with smallville is my insane aunt that would store her bright yellow nearing on orange piss in soda bottles under her couch and alternate hits of her oxygen tank with Marlboros had like every season on dvd and bluray
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(angrily) dog penis video gaming .
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Hunt Down The Foreskin DX Extended & Uncut
SmekkyLivesAgain@SmekkyLivesYayyOct 15
hunt down the foreskin
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last month I got a barney error from your launcher bro
Epic Games Store
@EpicGamesOct 14
We vibe coded the Epic Games Launcher to be faster than the other guy. Don't believe us? Test it out for yourself in Preview: launcher.epicgames.com
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filled with immense relief after realizing the ad for the shady online dating service marketed to the 2010s Thomas fandom was in fact just something I dreamt up
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FIORE
@drakebonergifOct 8
we regret to inform you that your son passed away on the "Justin Bieber" tier of the spike fall.
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intellectual conversations with my peers
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if its bad for your pee to be yellow and really bad for your pee to be red then logically it must be good for your pee to be green and really good for your pee to be cyan
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if bullsquid were real i would have one and feed it store bought lunchmeat how much do bullsquid shit
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we regret to inform you that your son passed away on the "Justin Bieber" tier of the spike fall.
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nah they just put him into stasis, 20 years later he reappeared to fuck up his former employer it was pretty elite shit tbh
DocksEcky@DocksEckyOct 8
This type of guy went extinct in 1999.
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beating pikmin 2 and it says "this game dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of afghanistan"
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the next castle vania game will have an appearance from the slender man. Attack him and he forcibly resets your console so you have to play back from your last save. Unless u wipe his ass off the map with a big sword maybe
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my friends smart as fucjk
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Mario Party 8 artstyle feels like it wasn't meant to have such a kind soul
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Mario is cursed to never be the best character in his spinoff games because he's meant to be the "all-rounder" character the game is balanced around instead of the optimal super duper primo choice
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what if rogbocop fought the predator
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