@Percycola

Love Newcastle United and the Sleaford Mods. Do more running than Forest Gump. Part-time #nufc parody account..

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Joined July 2013
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His dad Touchy will be so proud…
Cork City FC
@CorkCityFC23 Jun 2025
Cork City FC are delighted to announce that a deal has been agreed for Rory Feely to join the club from Crawley Town on July 1st, subject to international clearance. Welcome to City, Rory! 👋🏼 2025 Signings presented by e-volv.ie Full story 👇🏼 corkcityfc.ie/blogs/news/ror… #CCFC84 🇮🇹
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Great night wasn’t it @mirandinhasteva 🍻
Yanited@NE5westendOct 18
Replying to @NE5westend
2) 6,000 of our amazing fans made the Tuesday evening trip to Oakwell
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Why ere, worra devasteertin result diwn on the sewth coast marra…
Sunderland AFC
@SunderlandAFCOct 18
⏱️ Full-time. #BOUSUN
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To be fair to Botman, he’s waited 17 months to get his revenge on Jackson.. #NUFC
Football Insider
@footyinsider247Oct 17
Should Sven Botman have been 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐅𝐅 for this challenge on Nicolas Jackson or was a yellow card fair? 🤔
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His dad Vincentcom will be so proud…
Spennymoor Town FC
@SpennymoorTownOct 16
✍️ Welcome to Spennymoor Town, Connor Pani! Pani signs on a deal that will see him stay with the club until January 2027 👊 Read the full story using the link below. ⬇️ #Moors | 🔗 tinyurl.com/3pt6adkh
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Poor start? We’ve got 8 points from 2 wins, 2 draws and 2 defeats. Unbeaten at home, above Man Utd, Villa, Bournemouth, Tottenham and Sunderland in the league. Players to come back from injury. We’re doing ok 👍🏻 #NUFC
Football Insider
@footyinsider247Oct 13
🚨 DEBATE: After a poor start to the season for Newcastle, do you think Matthias Jaissle will be the first manager SACKED in the Premier League this season? 👀❌
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Matthias Jaissle looking like every #NUFC fan last night..
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Never mind Man City, Newcastle should be kicked out of the league for crimes against football after that performance tonight. #NUFC
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Burn, Dedic, Steur, Osula and Toure all need to start on Saturday. Possibly Schar as well. #NUFC
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Bruno on the bench yet again. Might be worth #NUFC recalling him from his loan in January at this rate…
Arsenal
@ArsenalOct 10
🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️ Our Gunners. Premier League football is back in N5 👊 🤝 Presented by @Deel

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His dad Diamond will be so proud…
Hartlepool United FC
@Official_HUFCOct 8
✍️ Hartlepool United is delighted to announce the signing of midfielder Jack Earing on a short-term deal from Barrow. Welcome to Pools, Jack! 🙌
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His dad Wember and his mam Sudden will be so proud…
Whitby Town FC@WhitbyTownFCOct 7
Whitby Town is delighted to announce the appointment of Graeme Lee as the Club’s new First Team Manager 🤩 Son of legendary manager, Tony, Lee arrives with a wealth of experience from a playing and coaching career spanning more than three decades. ➡️ tinyurl.com/2uu9vn3w
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“NEWCASILE UNIIED WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED” 👊🏻⚫️⚪️ #NUFC
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Great to see plenty of #NUFC players in there 👍🏻
Wolves
@WolvesOct 5
Kieran Trippier's all time teammates XI 📋
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His mam Lily will be so proud…
Peterborough United
@theposhOct 2
Posh confirm appointment of Robbie Savage as the club's new first team manager on a long-term contract. Details ➡️ theposh.com/news/posh-appoin… #pufc
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His dad Born To Be will be so proud…
Hartlepool United FC
@Official_HUFCOct 1
✍️ Hartlepool United is delighted to announce the appointment of Pete Wild as First Team Head Coach. Welcome to Pools, Pete! 🙌
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His dad New will be so proud…
Spennymoor Town FC
@SpennymoorTownSep 29
🗞️ The Club can confirm the appointment of Peter Hartley as First Team Manager. Read the full story below. ⬇️ #Moors | 🔗 tinyurl.com/3ss8epv6
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His dad Weston Super will be so proud…
Newcastle United
@NUFCSep 28
Well deserved, George 🙌 George Mair, who turned 17 today, has signed his first professional contract with the club.
George Mair pictured in the goalkeeper top.

ALT George Mair pictured in the goalkeeper top.

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Following in the footsteps of former #NUFC goalkeeper Martin Dubravka in representing the Czech Republic 🇨🇿🧤
Newcastle United
@NUFCSep 27
Lukáš Horníček made his competitive debut for Czech Republic last night 💪🇨🇿
Lukáš Horníček in action for Czech Republic.

ALT Lukáš Horníček in action for Czech Republic.

Lukáš Horníček in action for Czech Republic.

ALT Lukáš Horníček in action for Czech Republic.

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His dad Tea will be so proud…
Morpeth Town AFC@MorpethTownAFCSep 25
We're delighted to welcome Joshua Baggs to the club. The defender joins us on a 28 day loan deal. Thanks to @stockton_townfc for their assistance with it. Welcome to the peth Josh! #utp
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Brian Brobbbbery 18th December 2026 🇳🇱🆚🇪🇸
Sunderland AFC
@SunderlandAFCSep 25
Today's internationals: Chris Rigg - 10.30am 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🆚 🇮🇹 U20 Dayann Methalie - 4pm 🇫🇷 🆚 🇮🇸 U21 Dan Ballard & Trai Hume - 5pm 🇬🇪 🆚 🟢 Malick Fofana - 7.45pm 🇮🇹 🆚 🇧🇪 Melker Ellborg - 7.45pm 🇸🇪 🆚 🇷🇴
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