➻〈𝐑𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐢 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐢〉🔪

WHAT

You like men

WOW. FUCK YOU TOO THEN YOU DOLLAR-STORE KITCHEN APPLIANCE.

You missed this year, bestie.

“ I think I’m starting to have some murderous intent towards him . But . . . In a good way . “

“ Let’s start with something simple , then . I like strawberry ice cream . . . But I hate that it’s cold — I wish they’d make ice cream warm . “

“ if I’m me , and you’re you , then . . . Where does that leave us ? Oh , Doctor Strange ? He’s this guy from a movie . He’s really . . . /strange/ . “

“ I’m me — I know that much . So that means I can’t be copying you , right ? As Doctor Strange would put it — in the grand scheme of the multiverse , things are bound to be different when coming across counterpart . “

“ It wouldn’t be the weirdest thing we’ve seen , if you’re me — I could ask you the same thing , you know ? But it’s not needed , since you’re probably me . I mean , the chances of meeting someone with the exact same hairstyle , facial features , and outfit as us is low . “