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I’m very 100 percent sure not everyone on this ship will successfully survive till the end of the ship destination
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Replying to @were_w31
I’m very 100 percent sure not everyone on this ship will successfully survive till the end of the ship destination
PELUMI👽💀 retweeted
Replying to @Starlink
Starlink completely changed my life in a way I didn’t expect.
I live 25 minutes outside of town. Before this, I was stuck with 8–12 Mbps DSL that died every time it rained. Zoom calls were a gamble, uploading anything took forever, and my kids basically couldn’t game or stream without buffering. I tried the local WISP, T-Mobile Home Internet, and even looked at Starlink skeptically because of the price and the whole “is this actually going to work?” thing.
I ordered it on a whim after another storm knocked out the DSL for two days. Dish showed up, I mounted it on the roof of my shop (took about 20 minutes), and within 10 minutes of plugging it in I was pulling 180–250 Mbps down and 20–30 up. Latency sits around 30–45 ms most of the time. It’s not fiber, but it’s so close for most things that I stopped noticing the difference.
What surprised me most wasn’t just the speed — it was the reliability. Power outages still kill it (obviously), and heavy rain can drop speeds a bit, but it doesn’t just go down for days like my old connection did. I’ve run it through two winters now, multiple ice storms, and it just… keeps working. The app is also legitimately useful for checking obstructions and seeing real-time stats.
If you’re in a rural or semi-rural area and you’ve been told “this is as good as it gets,” it’s probably not. The hardware isn’t cheap and the monthly isn’t either, but for a lot of people the math works out when you factor in lost time, frustration, and the ability to actually work from home properly.
Curious how it’s treating other people in similar situations. Anyone else switch from a dying landline connection and feel the same difference?
The new Oba of the jungle has arrived 👑
No long story. Just royalty.
Would you bow or take a selfie with him? 😂”
Alternative (shorter & punchy):
“This one no dey do anyhow.
He is the king, and he knows it. 🦁
🤖 Made with AI
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“Can you run a mile” became instantly funnier after the camera panned to her 😭😭
Bronny James has words with a fan in Detroit:
“Can you run a mile? How much money you make a year?” 💀
(via @FadeAwayMedia)
Chappelle is just not funny anymore
Replying to @JackPosobiec
I was at the Chapelle show at MSG last night… can confirm. His whole set was about 80 mins and he spent about half of it ripping on Charlie Kirk, Trump, & Epstein. I kept waiting for the funny parts and then it just ended.
A NEW DIMENSION OF TOXIC POLITICS IN NIGERIA
The new dimension of toxic politics that Nigeria has developed since 2025,
I arrived at the airport at 7 a.m. this morning to board my flight to Enugu. There, I saw the Nigeria Under-17 girls' team, which had just arrived and was preparing to board its vehicle into town.
With genuine joy and enthusiasm, I asked my Protocol Officer, Jackie Wayas, to find out whether I could greet and welcome the team. I was informed that officials of the Nigerian Football Federation (NFF) had refused and had requested that I not approach them because, if I did, they would all lose their jobs.
Regrettably, this is not the first time I have been subjected to such treatment. On March 25, 2025, I was in Uyo for the World Cup qualifier. The governor warmly received me and welcomed me at the VIP stand. Following the match, other government officials went to greet the players, but I was again prevented from doing so. I was told by the officials that they would lose their jobs if I proceeded.
It is deeply troubling to witness the extent of toxic politics into which our nation has descended since 2025. Each year appears to bring further deterioration. This reflects how deeply Nigeria has been affected.
The new Nigeria we aspire to build must have no room for hostility, intimidation, or discrimination, regardless of political affiliation. It must be a Nigeria in which unity, mutual respect, and our shared humanity take precedence over political differences.
A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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Childhood friends hit different. No expectations, no pressure, just pure vibes. I miss those days more than I can explain. Who’s a school friend you still randomly think about?
I can’t believe I got fired from the zoo for forgetting to lock the gate after closing.
Who’s out here stealing lions? 🦁
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Childhood friends hit different. No expectations, no pressure, just pure vibes. I miss those days more than I can explain. Who’s a school friend you still randomly think about?















