Pharmacist who likes to cook, cry and laugh at mst3k. he/him

Palos Heights, IL
Joined September 2010
You have to leave an opening incase anyone's hair transplant catches fire
In his defense, this is a stupid idea
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I want to hear this guy on the NBC miniseries who cast the best Odysseus. That's right armand assante
There have been lots of reviews of the new Odyssey movie, and as an ancient historian, people are probably expecting me to weigh in. I saw the film yesterday afternoon with my brother and sister (on the regular screen, not IMAX). But first let me just say that if you are expecting me to assess the historical accuracy of the movie, you will be disappointed. When it comes to modern adaptations of ancient literature, historical accuracy is not very relevant. After all, the original is not historically accurate and reflects elements from different time periods, and indeed, while there may be a historical kernel of truth to Odysseus' voyage (though I doubt it), there is no evidence of it ever happening. No, it is far more appropriate for me simply to assess how well the film adheres to the original text. 1/
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She finally watched his world title run and just couldn't anymore
💔 EXCLUSIVE: WWE star Jey Uso’s wife files for divorce after 12 years together. tmz.me/3SHXlza
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He was actually terrified that it was a syringe
Haha, Djokovic pretending the ballgirl accidentally cut him with the pair of scissors. The panic on her face! 😭
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The writers have been working for months on The Chair Company season 2 and this person just tweets the entire plot!
Backrooms would've been better if it was about him stealing furniture from them to sell at steep discounts
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Urani-yums
If I ate a single 1 billion calorie cracker, how fast would I get fat
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Stuck in a time loop retweeted
It doesn’t have to be like this. You don’t have to act like this. It should be fun. You’re ruining it.
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So john dumbledore lithgow and adrian ai voice brody are there. #TonyAwards
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Stuck in a time loop retweeted
Football is for everyone 🏳️‍🌈
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After successfully creating Minihausen at WWE Backlash, Danhausen is now seemingly attempting to resurrect someone else backstage in his lab
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At sons baseball, think I'll check the brewer game... wait WHO HIT A HOMERUN????? #brewers
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Big Bird's mom -
i love this big yellow bitch
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The dancing or the company he kept?
Bob Fosse in Little Prince movie, 1974 had a massive influence on Michael Jackson.
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The BBC
I wanna know what show started the 8 episode trend. The worst shit ever. If you want to tell us a really good story maybe try and do more than 8 episodes a season.
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Stevie gonna be waiting in her living room like nick fury
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My initial observations... • regional/local rivalries look great • ALNE is loaded with cash • Braves will win ALSE every year • Orioles breathe a sigh of relief This shake-up looks fresh and fun! What do you think?
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Unless this shit is the relaunch of the network for 9.99 I'm out. 9.99 9.99 9.99 9.99 9.99 9.99 9.99
It’s official! I’m headed to #WWEBacklash! After months of planning and effort, I am SO excited to break some history-making news! I can’t promise it’ll be perfect but I can promise it will change the WWE experience for Superstars and fans! C U Live Saturday in Tampa or at home on the @espn app!
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Anyone know how you get your money back from crumbl if they didn't give you a receipt?
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