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@dancingonice cannot deal with the straps on Holly’s dress

@BBCMorningLive I love all the female presenters but think @HelenSkelton is epic. Such great chemistry with Gethin and such a natural on tv.

#PDCWorldChampionship Dear me, who designed the ‘bra’ effect on Gurney’s top!? 😁 @Superchin180

@GHREastMidlands how do we get the travel for chesterfield area? I’m on 107.4 but all the traffic reports are about Sheffield!

The programme is good but what’s with all the dodgy camera angles? We don’t need or want close ups of the experts’ wonky teeth and wrinkly eyes! tvzoneuk.com/post/police999-…

@GHR_Derbyshire I live near Chesterfield and wonder why the heck on the travel you call it the Spire Walk Business Park Roundabout. Everyone knows it’s called Horns Bridge Roundabout!

@itv Emmerdale needs to be back on at 7pm. It’s just not right in its new slot.

@SimonJamesDJ Is it you who does my travel reports on Greatest Hits North Derbyshire? If so can I just say it’s not The Derby Road and The Chatsworth Road it’s just Derby Road and Chatsworth Road!

@England @MarcusRashford @GarethSouthgate so, I’m Scottish therefore technically it’s against the law to say this but you all did so well, you should be VERY proud 🏆 and ignore the racist idiots

@MarcusRashford I’m not really a football fan but feel compelled to say that you are a very talented young man. Your skill and passion for the game is what matters, not the colour of your skin. Anyone who thinks differently is a moron. Stay strong.

@D_Times maybe time to bring your proofreaders out of furlough?

@BorisJohnson instruction re distance. Can I drive 2 miles to exercise outside or 7? Both could be considered local. Yes we know you have a hugely difficult job but you’d make it easier if it was clearer. 3of3 #DowningStreetBriefing #chriswhitty

@BorisJohnson were not clear? It would be bedlam. This is what’s happening in the country. Your statement about ‘staying local’ will mean many different things to different people. You really need to give the people in England a CLEAR 2 of 3

@BorisJohnson In the days before Covid I worked at events where I needed signage to instruct customers. I soon came to realise that a lot of people claim not to see the signs even though they were clear. Imagine how bad it would be if the signs 1 of 3

@Hollyoaks just got to say the Mcqueen’s doll thing has to be one of the stupidest storylines ever

@POTUS @realDonaldTrump what will you change your Twitter name to I wonder. FormerPOTUS? WasPOTUS? BadLoser? WorstPOTUS? OneTermTrump? So many options. Or you could keep POTUS if it stands for PatheticOrangeTotallyUselessScrewup

The irony.

@POTUS @WhiteHouse @FLOTUS @realDonaldTrump You are sick. Sick in the head.

Stupidity level is astounding @realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse theguardian.com/us-news/vide…