𝐈'𝐌 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍, 𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀!

He's gonna breed and you're gonna thank him for it.

He wants your ass tonight. Give it to him.

A need.

He's bigger than what you're used to. He'll stretch you, tear you apart. And you'll thank him for it.

"Would you like some knee pads? You're looking at me like you wanna suck my hog, so I'm asking you. Would you like some knee pads?"

How you celebrate new year's with Soldier Boy.

He's here and he's hungry. Who's gonna give him what he craves?

Soldier Boy always treats his fans well.

Care to try your luck?

Some of you when you see him.