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the world isn’t moving too fast, it’s you who doesn’t have contentment

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Joined September 2016
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My greatest strength is being underestimated
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Nonchalant men no know wetin God do for them 😂
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If you’re below 30 yrs of age, you should be waking up every morning to curse APC, bcoz they ruin your 20s and still planning on ruining your 30s, APC took over when some youths just clocked 18, when a bag of rice used to be 7-8000 naira, create of egg was 5-700 naira in 2014-15
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One bag of pure water used to be 50 naira, 70-75 naira in 2015 before APC took over, now that 50 naira is what we used in buying just one sachet… if you like still no use your head vote
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This stellar performance bears testimony to my insistence that Governor Peter Obi, the good man I succeeded, gave our state his all.
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Shey make I talk my experience about ketu, gosh. I’ve been driving that way for months without knowing how bad that axis smells not until the day I woke passed without AC and car whined down
Replying to @LouieDi13
I have said this before people driving their own cars with their AC on won't understand how the place smell. So,when we say this place is smelling they will be arguing "awon werey".
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There’s this restaurant opposite quilux that their drive out stinks like hell. You dare not wipe down or try using that entrance to the entrance, you’ll definitely puke
I go chop for better restaurant and waiting for valet to bring the car I had to rush back inside the restaurant because outside smell wan reset my stomach, the poor valet guy always staying there chopping that smell for hours
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Omo, I just dey imagine how this our generation go kala when e reach our turn make our kids dey chop us anyhow. If something happen like this we go first make sure say we know the exact thing before we send money out because of wetin we don do for past 😂
My papa don mistakenly change tv for HDMI 1 to HDMI 2 To repair am like this na 17,500
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Talking about surrogate, is that not another form of Human Trafficking, because I don’t understand how y’all don’t think about this surrogacy thing. It should be illegal, nothing at all should justify this as normal ✌️
I'm such an advocate for 50/50 We split the bills, the house chores, the cooking, also we get a surrogate mother and split the money too.
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My kind of person 😂… ask dumb questions and get crazy answer 😂
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I couldn’t hold back my laughter when I saw the kitchen and toilet 😂 😂 😂
When time reach to slap agents, make una leave this one for me. Cos WTF is this kitchen??????
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Go window shopping, it’s important. Some things you think are way above your budget might actually be more affordable than you expect. You never know until you check. ✌️
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People’s pleaser! Wo, you go die young. They’re still gonna h@te you anyways
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You no go run ke
Always the low quality videos🤣🤣🤣
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Shame and shyness can make you lose out on a lot of opportunities. Chase that dream anyway. At first, people will definitely mock you, but they’ll quickly change their tune when the real results start showing. Keep going. ✌️
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Let’s agree this is true, how does it benefit the normal Yoruba people… Nigeria is so blessed that Nigerians doesn’t have to break a sweet to earn well but look at what the crooks in power has turn us all into, if we all can just stop fighting ourselves for these greedy bastard
Three different states in the southwest are now oil producing states, Lagos state, Ondo state and now Ogun state Ondo state alone is producing more oil than the entire southeastern states combined. Yoruba land is blessed, May God continue to bless Yoruba land 🙏
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Maybe, just maybe things would get better the Igbos, Hausas and Yorubas are never the problem, the problem are just some selfish individuals from all ethnic groups destroying our lives. Common ain’t y’all tired already
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Just the typical Nigerian reality… Everyone has already moved on from the kidnapping of the children and teachers in Oyo State. Soon, we’ll all resort to saying, “May this never be our portion,” and life will continue as if nothing happened. Sadly, that’s how these tragedies…
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often forgotten, and everyone moves on. APC ronus didn’t even bother, all they care about is winning second tenure
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