@PaulSmith7

I write stuff. Most days.

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If everyone who has ever been grateful for the NHS followed and retweeted we would reach a million by midnight
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Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, “oh, yeah, I have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline and coffee grounds on this cat”
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Remember when we thought social media and the free exchange of information would liberate and educate people? How's that going?
Guillaume Chaslot@gchaslot1 Apr 2019
The Philippines is the country in the world with the highest use of social media per day. From 2015 to 2018, the belief that vaccines are important decreased there from 93% to 32% This country is a canary in the coal mine
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Amy@amymarkscouk1 Apr 2019
there's a new guy at work starting called Wayne Bruce and I said "ah, my old nemesis ManBat" and nobody got it honestly i am wasted here
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Just in case you were wondering if politicians were always petty at crucial points in history. Jonathan Powell in The Times today. And oh for a sharp young civil servant like that who could find a solution right now.
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He must be pissing himself.
Nooruddean@BeardedGenius27 Mar 2019
Never forget that Jacob Rees-Mogg's father LITERALLY WROTE THE BOOK on profiting from an economic crisis
"Is there anyone here who'd fuck over their country for a shot at... oh, you..you've already got your hand up."
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This will be an official Tory stance in about three years
lil arab@sweatyhairy24 Mar 2019
100% of babies are unemployed. pathetic
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Always take note when people show you who they are. (and if you're still in any doubt about Trump's true nature then you should probably take a look at yourself).
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They're just competing now aren't they? 'Geoffrey, I say, pass the Scotch, I need to think how to word this proposal for arming foxhounds and making the whole bally hunt thing pay per view'
Mirror Politics
@MirrorPolitics26 Mar 2019
Tory MP said knife crime targets could protect themselves by 'being fitter' mirror.co.uk/news/politics/t…
MPs suffering from Slemmel's disease (The Day Today)
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Many articles have been published in the clickbait era that point to the death of journalism but this one feels like it got its wetsuit on and jumped the biggest shark. Scholars will cite it decades from now. It even has a byline; imagine wanting your name on it?
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@DailyMailUK19 Mar 2019
Mother who bought blue B&Q cabinet when they didn't have grey in stock... peels off protective film to discover it was right colour all along trib.al/9gUznzo
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It's a Mumsnet thread, at best, treated as news.
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Congratulations to whoever is doing the PR for rats.
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If only some 'experts' had repeatedly warned us...
Jon Snow
@jonsnowC420 Mar 2019
UK to lose £1tn of financial assets to Europe due to Brexit ft.com/content/016171be-4a74… via @financialtimes

UK to lose £1tn of financial assets to Europe due to Brexit

Banks and investors forced to finalise plans only days from set departure date

ft.com
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This is equivalent to Ted Bundy telling a judge: 'Well I *was* a serial killer, yes, but since you caught me I haven't murdered a single woman. C'mon, where's my credit for that? There's other serial killers still out there you should be focusing on'
The Hoarse Whisperer
@TheRealHoarse19 Mar 2019
Katie Pavlich on Fox News only barely paraphrased: “It’s not like we still enslave people. Nobody even says ‘thank you’ for that.”
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@MundialMag16 Mar 2019
Happy 30th birthday to @theowalcott. xitter.cf/Bradley_Cates/status/1…
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This goal gets better every time I see it. It's like when you play FIFA against someone and you quickly realise they are way better than you when they twiddle a combination of buttons and the player does a rabona volley you didn't know was possible.
Football on TNT Sports
@footballontnt14 Mar 2019
Sadio Mané sending Manuel Neuer for a 🌭 The full #NoFilterUCL episode from Bayern 1-3 Liverpool is dropping soon 🙏

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I'm not ashamed to admit I have a favorite hob ring. People who deny that they have are lying.
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