@PaulReadWrites

UK Screenwriter. Comedy/Sitcom. Short Com Runner up 2023. Comedy Pilot Club Finalist.

 Essex, England
Joined August 2021
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Been meaning to post for a while that I’m really happy to have placed 2nd in this year’s UK TVGold #GoldCrackers competition for my Oasis joke. Yes, I’ve had to explain to my elder family members it’s a song lyric all festive season. corporate.uktv.co.uk/newsroo…

U&GOLD Reveals Top 10 Topical Christmas Cracker Jokes for 2025!

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor finds himself the topic of year’s cracker jokes Oasis, David Harbour, Celebrity Traitors and Angela Rayner all feature in this

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Can we set up one of those government petitions making it illegal for places to sell Christmas dinner but only give you one pig in blanket.
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Really happy my Christmas joke came 4th in the @goldchannel #GoldCrackers competition
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Replying to @goldchannel @escapeveloxity @alexbuchanan
4th place goes to @paulreadwrites, bravo Paul! 👏 #GoldCrackers
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Perfect for the spooOooOoky season - loved having a sketch involved in @tew1984 and @beakachu's extremely funny show SHARED DRIVE 😈 Sketch shows are back, bby! Full show: 🎧open.spotify.com/episode/5Iv… 🗣️ Voices: @A_GarrickWright and @RobGilroy ✨ youtube.com/watch?v=_iIW8n-l…

Shared Drive - the pilot

Shared Drive - a sketch show · Episode

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How are ITV making their new nativity show? Artificial Inn-telligence. #GoldCrackers
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What Christmas movie are ITV showing this year? A.I. Hard. #GoldCrackers
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1/ WGGB strongly opposes @ITV s recent decision to appoint a Head of Generative AI Innovation, whose role will include using technology to help create ‘shows, films and digital-first content’
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What’s the English F.A.’s favourite Christmas song? All I want for Christmas is Tuchel. #GoldCrackers
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What type of bird does Michael Keaton have for Christmas dinner? Beetlegoose. #GoldCrackers
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New audio sketch show Shared Drive is out now from wherever you get your podcasts. It includes this sketch written by me. Give it a listen as I would really like @tew1984 to make more. Starring: @emalcolmson @rhiannoneshaw @RobGilroy @A_GarrickWright Script edited by @beakachu
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Spotify open.spotify.com/episode/5Iv… Apple podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… Acast shows.acast.com/66dd972d3723… Or search ‘shared drive sketch show’ wherever you get your podcasts

Shared Drive - the pilot

Shared Drive - a sketch show · Episode

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What do you call someone who won’t stop stalking your Christmas dinner? Gravy reindeer. #GoldCrackers
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Why do this year’s Christmas turkeys cost so much? Dynamic slicing. #GoldCrackers
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What does the U.S. election and Brussel sprouts have in common? The risk of an unwanted Trump. #GoldCrackers
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Why is Santa worried about being stalked? He’s surrounded by baby reindeer. #GoldCrackers
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All options to back CHEESE! are ending on Friday then that’s it. So if you have thought about putting some money towards helping to make this project happen, there’s still a little time. Preorder some cheese 🧀 kickstarter.com/projects/thi…

CHEESE! A funny picture book

Bursting with fun characters, cheesy wordplay and visual humour, CHEESE! is a story that families will enjoy together

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I was once a BAFTA Connect member for 1 hour 23 minutes.
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Why isn't Nigel Farage having turkey this Christmas? He prefers gammon. #GoldCrackers
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What’s the best festive song for England’s Euro 24 final loss? I won’t be home for Christmas. #GoldCrackers
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How are the Labour Party planning to be better next year? New Keir resolutions. #GoldCrackers
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