Patrick Sweany retweeted
Me: alexa, play “after awhile” by @PatrickSweany
Alexa: shuffling songs by patrick swayze
Me: what the fuck
Alexa: “she’s like the wind…”
Me: ok fine…but next song…
Patrick Sweany retweeted
🧵: Here, we'll make it easy for you, here's *most* of the times JD Vance has trashed Donald Trump, all in one place.
JD trashing Trump: A Thread
I deleted this app on my phone. I briefly peruse it on my computer a couple times a week, tops. I absolutely can't recommend this course of action enough. This site\app is a sewer of misinformation and manufactured outrage. Now, I get some news, then off. Its lovely.
Patrick Sweany retweeted
All I’m saying T is that these people keep saying DEI when it sounds like they really wanna say a different word. But fuck do I know.
Looking back on my adolescence, I regret not having figured out a way to make money by heaving random shit into the pond by my friend Aaron’s house. I feel like that was truly the untapped essence of me. My talents realized. Welp, time marches on.
Patrick Sweany retweeted
‘He scrambled down to the foyer, well what passes for a ‘scramble’ in shoe lifts & a girdle. He knew he couldn’t move too fast or he’d get winded & the Depends would make that damn swooshing sound again. His gait resembled a drunken crab or a minotaur with vertigo & bunions…’
Patrick Sweany retweeted
Disable this immediately in your Direct message settings, as it's on by default.
Anyone can voice call you and see your IP address when they do
Patrick Sweany retweeted
In all likelihood, no one has ever loved you and no one ever will.
Thank you for continuing to enjoy arbys this Valentine’s Day