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Check the background picture and read this bio to remind yourself to think about the Roman Empire every day! For the slow window lickers....PARODY

Returning video tapes..in Rome
Joined October 2020
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Even the recorder said “hold my sheet music” 😭🎵 This guy took the plastic flute we all tortured in elementary school and turned it into Dire Straits’ “Sultans of Swing.” Zero shame. 100% talent. The flute has entered therapy and may never recover. Who else is shook by this?! #SultansOfSwing
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A golden retriever named Bronson, who passed from bone cancer, donated his wheelchair to a dog named Brue who is battling the same cancer and recently became paralyzed. Brue got used to it very quickly, and now she's running for both of them. 14/10 for all
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Care to explain why you have an SS badge on your Holden Commodore?
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Damn you guys are good🔥
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meanwhile at the mcdonald islands peace was never an option
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British Prime Minister Announces Prosecution Of King Arthur For Pulling Dangerous Sword From Stone buff.ly/JxVYmVr
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Stop giving this grifting oxygen thief air.
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13-year-old DJ Daniel: “I had 13 brain surgeries and that's how many times my personality has changed.” “That's something that you don't hear from a terminally ill child.” “I'm gonna keep on going into my gas tank runs out. And that's when God calls you home. You never know when God's gonna call you home.” Wow.
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OMG.. 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m never deleting this app.
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😭😭😭
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This guy is evil, lol.
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This is the final photograph of Phillip Herron 34, crying in his car, literally minutes before taking his own life. He was a single Dad with three kids, struggling with crushing debt of over $20,000 and was desperately waiting for a Payday loan he’d applied for. But it was paid in arrears, with a 5 week wait time. That wait drove him even deeper into debt, and when he died he had $4.61 in his bank account and clearly couldn’t see any other way out. Like a lot of people, especially men, he kept all of this to himself, nobody else knew how bad things were getting. This poor man even had to tell his children that Santa Claus wouldn’t be coming, and in his suicide note he wrote that they’d be better off if he wasn’t around any more. And now he isn’t. We need to talk more. We need to be kinder. And we need to be a society that helps each other when we need it the most. RIP ❤️♻️
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Sad to hear of the passing of Simon Townsend. Loved watching "Wonder World". This blooper will always make me laugh. Remember, the world really is wonderful. #SimonTownsend #WonderWorld #TV
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Yo that was smooth as hell 😂
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Russia outlaws Satanic Temple, deeming it “undesirable” and blasphemous of traditional religious imagery. Follow: @AFpost
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😂😂😂
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