I just want to make sure one thing is clear, Stolly: It’s still GO KINGS GO until they lower my cold, lifeless body into the dirt.

I want to make this Abundantly Clear, Stolly: Quinton Byfield (@byfield55) needs to show the same Heart, Hunger & Determination in being this Franchise’s #1 Center as he does in following White Women on Instagram who don’t even follow him back. Send Tweet.

How my Car Keys are Looking at me after Beer #8 and watching this Poop Team, Stolly:

Experience Los Angeles Kings Hockey™️, Stolly.

Kings continue to stay Utterly Allergic to playing The Youth, Stolly.

The Kings haven’t been able to score goals since Gretzky was on the team, Scott.

What realistically moves the needle to get Connor Hellebuyck (in my opinion): -Darcy Kuemper -Cond. 2nd (1st if Kings make ‘yoffs) -One of: Byfield/Laferriere I’d pull the trigger based on the assets we’d give up, but other needs have to come first, particularly scoring.

Don’t worry, Russ. You might not have to worry about this hypothetical much longer!

I know Hellebuyck is an Outstanding goalie, but unless he can play 1C, I’m not interested, Stolly.

Aside from This sequence from Byfield tonight, I saw no Urgency or Desperation from this team. Too many guys are just Along For The Ride. This team does NOT hate losing enough, and until that Changes, nothing else really Matters, Stolly.

Grandma will remain caged until the Los Angeles Kings win a game. Ball is in your court, @AEGworldwide.

The Promising thing about the Kings is that they’re actually a really Young Team with plenty of time to Grow into their long-term contracts. Sure—they’ll make a few mistakes Here and There, but the Future has never been Brighter, Stolly.

I’ve seen enough. Extend him for another year, Stolly.

King.

Kings GameDay.

NOM NOM NOM. DELICIOUS, STOLLY!