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Actor-singer-dancer-performer-lover-of-theatre-type person. Born and raised in San Diego, CA. he/him/his

San Diego, CA
Joined November 2009
HAPPY NEW @kellyclarkson ALBUM CHEMISTRY DAY!!! 🎊😍❤️💔❤️‍🩹🥺😭🧪
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Haven’t tweeted in a while. Just wanted to say life is hard. Why is everything so hard? Anyway, I have no idea what’s going on in the Twitterverse. Hope y’all are good and safe ❤️
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Haven’t tweeted in a while. A few things: 1.) Love the new @kellyclarkson singles, me & kind 😍 2.) 90’s bucket hats are coming back and I hate that
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ugh, autocorrect *mine, not kind
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Once I get some furniture, Wi-Fi, an affordable countertop microwave and some Bath & Body Works Wallflower home fragrance up in my new place, it’s over for you hoes!
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Please watch this whole dang infuriating thing
State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.
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For the cost of going to a horror movie these days, you can now be immortalized in one (poster)! 😜 Check out the #MascLooking Seed&Spark pledge campaign to find out how: seedandspark.com/fund/masclo…
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Stop emailing me before business hours, you MANIACS.
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I was stuffing a chicken quesadilla in my face when I decided to watch episode 3 of The Last of Us and...just tears and snotty cheese grease on my face. I'm a mess. But wow! Great episode! ❤️ #TheLastOfUs
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I can’t believe we didn’t get Groundhog’s Day off.
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I may not get a callback, but I’m proud that my lazy ass learned the song, washed up, got dressed, filmed, edited, and submitted the self-tape, all BEFORE the deadline. Go me! 🏆
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Pet Peeve: When I’m watching tv or a video where someone says, “Alexa,” and asks a question, which then activates my Alexa to answer their question and I’m just like UGHH SHUT UP 😒🙄😡
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NOPE.
LOOK UP: Video captures a UFO-like lens cloud over the Turkish city of Bursa. abcn.ws/2Mp6pHp
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You have to drink water or you’re going to die, Patrick!
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Just paid an exorbitant amount of money for something that will most likely disappoint me later. But that’s what life is, right? Gambling your hard earned money away at the risk of annihilating your worth and self-esteem 😁
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LMAO
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Best singers of all time: 1. Kelly Clarkson
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2023 shall be the year of you-two-figure-out-your-shit-and-stop-Replying-All! 📧🙄🤦🏻‍♂️
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I’m actually considering the #WakandaForever crocs
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For anyone else who has never seen this 2010 video of Jennifer Coolidge doing stand-up at Comix in NYC, do yourself a favor and watch it now
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