TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT: ‘Patrick Monahan - Exclusively’. Starts Saturday 10th Feb 2024 to Glasgow 30th June 2024. All details on my website patrickmonahan.co.uk (sign up to my mailing list to be kept up to date!) Happy #Monday xx #brand #new #standup #comedy #tour #exclusively

Do you listen to music when you’re on the bus or train? And do you wear headphones or like to share your back catalogue of 1980’s hit with the back row of the bus? Happy £100 fine Monday xx #travel #bus #train #headphonedodger #headphones

Do you remember when you were a teenager? Can you remember the friends you knocked about with? This 16 year old had an unusual friend! Happy friendship Monday xx Thanks to Southport comedy festival for lovely show @southportcomedy #standup #comedy #crowdwork #friends #teenager

What a way to finish a weekend, with a Sunday night at the beautiful @engineshed for the brilliant comedy festival! On a stage with one of the nicest funniest comics in ShowBiz @realclintonb for Lincoln laughs @RedShoeEnt big hugs xx #standup #comedy #lincoln #engineshed #sunday

How long does it take you to make the move? This fella took years! Happy relationship Sunday xx #standup #comedy #crowdwork #dating #relationship

Strangest way to meet or date someone? I don’t think you’ll find a cuter one than this. Happy relationship Saturday. Xx #standup #comedy #crowdwork #dating #relationships

Full-time lover of life, Comedian and part-time mind reader! See you in Stockton on Thursday 22nd of October 2026 at the beautiful @arc_stockton happy Friday hugs xx #standup #comedy #crowdwork #mindreader #friday

Sometimes some one can say something & I can mis hear it or I can mis hear my brain mis hear it! But this woman’s job shocked everyone in Norfolk! See you next Thursday in beautiful @arc_stockton 22nd October 2026! Big hugs xx #standup #comedy #crowdwork #stockton #norfolk

The best thing about live comedy is that it’s for every age! If you’re young, old or somewhere in between, then come say hello on my tour! I’m in Stockton @arcstockton on 22nd Oct! Then Nottingham @NCFComedy on 3rd Nov & Sale Waterside arts @WatersideArts on 5th Nov 2026 #standup

I love it when you find undercover police officers at your comedy show! Keep laughing & smiling & carry on! Big Monday hugs xx #standup #comedy #crowdwork #police #audience

Oh what a night!! Drunk heckler invades the stage! Did you have that on your bingo card for October gigs 🤣🤣 well done to @wilsonsjokes for handling it so brilliantly! See you on tour in Stockton on 22nd Oct @arc_stockton heckling free! #drunk #heckler #standup #comedy #crowd

What a lovely night at the beautiful Southport Comedy Festival, almost 500 people out on a school night, a great range of ages from the retired to teenagers! I’m back on tour in @arcstockton Stockton Arc 22nd October 2026! Big hugs xx #standup #comedy #southport #stockton

Look after the old, look after the young, look after everyone! I’ll be giving out hugs on my current tour show, back at the beautiful @arc_stockton which I haven’t been to since 2016! I’m in Stockton Arc on 22nd October 2026! Big hugsX #standup #comedy #tour #stockton #teesside

Can we all just calm down a little bit! Don’t remember when we had a bit of peace for more than a day? Happy stay safe Saturday xx #world #britain #iran #BritishIranian #irishIranian

People worried about the triple lock, petrol prices & the wars! But what about the real issues like, how long can you sit inside a coffee shop with a cuppa for? Happy tea Wednesday xx #coffee #tea #cafe #uk #sitting

It’s about helping the next generations & last night in beautiful Leamington Spa we made this 19 year olds dream come true! Thank you @leamingtoncomedy & to everyone who came! Big touring hugs xx #standup #comedy #crowdwork #dreams #leamingtonSpa

Never sit in the front row, cos someone behind you might spit on you! This happened at a gig I did at the weekend. I’m back on tour tonight at beautiful Leamington Spa at The Royal Pug, 8pm @leamingtoncomedy Xx #standup #comedy #crowdwork #FrontRow #leamingtonspa

How do you plead? I don’t know much about financial laws and even less about football laws. Is Manchester blue or in the red? Happy footie Monday xx #ManchesterCity #football #soccer #mancity #charges

You haven’t got a clue what anyone is going to shout out! You’ve just to run with it & keep running until they catch you! I’m running to beautiful Leamington Spa, this Tues 29th Sept for my tour show “The Good, The Pat & The Ugly”. At The Royal Pug @LeamSpaComedy #standup

People say the worlds in a mess, but isn’t it always in a mess? And what’s with the sudden rise of all these Tommy’s? Happy peaceful Saturday xx #uk #politics #world #tommy #tommo

I love it when you find someone who has a famous accent & they think no one else will know where there from! Happy chatting Saturday xx New tour dates announced! See you in leamington spa this Tues 29th Sept! X #standup #comedy #crowdwork #famous #accent