Full-Time Single Girl Dad, Former Bomber and Eagle.

Cincinnati, OH
Joined April 2020
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Breaking: An anonymous member of the @ShrinkageBSS podcast had an accident today Ps- One would think that he tidied up/threw on a spare pair of shorts from the office first, but then again why would he immediately go home if he did? Hour car ride btw
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Another day another dollar 😂 Groundhog day
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Is this about Penn state, Phillies, or eagles??? @mostlysports
Here ya go Meek. I’m sick and tired of inventing new ways to lose a football game. Fire Nick Sirianni. This is absolute insanity.
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Oh no @_willcompton damn man was Rooting for your boys
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How did they not call you today on the @BarstoolYak when they were talking about kangaroos.. @MrJerryOC played #kangaroojack look it up
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I am at a wedding and haven’t been able to keep up with the scores, but thank you to Mark Titus for keeping me in the loop! Or is he trolling me….?
Trying to check the Michigan score but it is a huge pain in the ass to toggle the ESPN app off the Top 25 screen. Anyone got an update?
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Any other @BarstoolYak fans wondering about @Return_Of_RB dinner with @Jerrythekid21 @nickturani @kbnoswag ?? Any one else at the dinner we don’t know about? Maybe @BFW crashed the dinner
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Question for everyone: Does pineapple belong on pizza? Wait….did Michigan just lose at the buzzer in the background?
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Schrags!
Replying to @OhioTate
Tate may be the greatest Barstool hire in a decade.
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Holy shit 🟢
Big Red goes green 😮‍💨
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Wisconsin.
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Live now
Brandon Walker College Football Show goes live when Mississippi State-Missouri ends. youtube.com/live/BC_VheDjeP8…
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Brandon Walker Finally Has A Football Team, Oregon Vs USC Loser Leaves Town? & More | Barstool College Football Show Week 4 xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1pKdRDYol…
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🙋‍♂️ I’m not always the best copilot on road trips. Peakin’ deleted scenes out now
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More importantly.. what does this do to your Panic schedule @StoolMintzy ing
Unusual non union ankle fracture from 2nd opinion. Explains lack of healing. Surgery now likely
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Talked a little bit about growing up with dwarfism and surgery I went through as a kid. Give it a read if you interested or know anyone with dwarfism 🙏🏿
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This is my final tweet but I have to share. I got off the plane and went to get a coffee (2 hours of sleep and heading to the Gambling Cave stream). Left Mintzy in the dust. See ya Monday, buddy. So I’m waiting in line and a flight attendant comes up to me and goes, your boy is lost. I said what? He goes, I’ve been following along all weekend and Mintzy is over there talking to himself pacing back and forth. Sure enough, Mintzy comes waddling down the walkway, looking around, talking to himself. He’s about to walk right past when my heart kicks in and I say, Mintz are you okay? He looks befuddled and says where is our baggage claim? I say 34. He says he’ll wait for me. I said it’s really fine man, just head on home. He insists he waits. You gotta ask this flight attendant, it was crazy. He just kept dancing and singing to himself, talking about how nice last night was and he can’t get the music out of his head. Says I gotta trust him, he knows I don’t think going to the college house was the move, but he doesn’t see any way it could’ve worked out better. Plus he got to see his niece! Also has plans to text that girl from the game later this week. Why we didn’t go to The Library when she invited him? I’ll never know. Then he says, while we’re here, do you mind getting me a breakfast sandwich? Well he gets a breakfast sandwich and coffee, and now we’re stuck walking at a snails pace to baggage claim. Shockingly, our bags from Memphis had come and gone. So we had to go ask someone. He asks a non-English as a first language speaker who says “go to the baggage information desk by claim 30”. He goes, what? She repeats herself. I say Mintzy I got it. He goes, I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. So now I’m in line, get up there and give them my ticket. Mintzy goes, he and I are together. So now we’re a team. 10 min go by and the guy comes back with our bags. I say Mintzy I hate to do this but I’m going to the office and I gotta walk ahead and get my own Uber for this 30 minute drive. He understands. But not before we got 1 last suitcase roll up the stairs before saying goodbye. The end.
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My son broke his foot today and in six hours has already recovered better than Mintzy. My dude just wanted some candy and Chinese food so that’s what we got.
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I sat down with Ben Mintz for an exclusive interview regarding last night, his plans for GameDay, etc After the first take, he thought of a really good response for the questions We faked the beginning of the interview a second time and redid it Here is Take 2 (Mintzy’s Cut)
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