Pat Hurley

Paranoiac imdb.com/rg/an_share/title/t… @Morning_Joe

Really? Tapped? @colbertlateshow

The Lincoln Log Lawyer @midnight #hashtagwars

Congratulations on 10 incredible years. Love Kiko #CNNNYE

Would you rather have your car stolen or lose your cellphone?

She's a Spiderman Eater #comicbooksongs @midnight

Thanks Brian! Just for that, tell me what your dream car is and what color and which you would order it.

You provide kit and shipping, I will build a model for any vet. I am in rehab and am doing this for therapy.

SWEET! I just unlocked a McDonald's & 7UP Instant Reward using the @penguins new #PensPoints app. You can too! pittsburghpenguins.com/pensp…

Veterans only seeing doctors in a timely manner if they exhibit Ebola symptoms. Unfortunately not a usual result of IED attacks. #VAShame

Would someone please explain why my transit schedule does not list ANY Stations of the Cross? #ChristIsMyConductor

If you are not looking for a permanent solution, you can always slap a bandaid on it. #JesusSavesSkinnedKnees

50 shades of grey protesters cite "glorifying an abusive relationship". I can think of another book that does that. #godismystepfather

Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon? #OverUsedEightiesReferences

If it weren't for Physics, I'd be unstoppable.

Spending on Rx companies versus teachers, its apparent we want to live 4 ever and don't mind doing so at the 8th grade level.

@BethAmberly @weakSquare If only it would skip November through March . . .

Yep. This is not only a practical tactic, but also guaranteed to result in well adjusted young boys! #TheLordSaysNo

Baby Prince George is now able to walk. Guess that makes him as qualified an heir as Charles.

Have a nice day. Tomorrow is really going to suck.