Official account for the Pathetic Triathletes Group We swim-bike-run all over the world, but the one thing we all have in common is a sense of humor!

Joined February 2016
Don't u hate when you're in the middle of an interval on the trainer, and you finish the new season of daredevil? Sigh.. #triathleteproblems
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Hi, I just designed my unique, personalized Suunto custom watch on suunto.com/customize. Check it out! suunto.com/en-US/Customize-y… #suunto
Apparently when you have all-male admins, you end up with a tri kit that has a white chest. Thanks for the suggestions, enjoy the PTG kits!
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What hurts more... Stubbing your toe into a chair leg, or jabbing your finger on the pool lane divider? I'll tell you... They both suck
Phew! Handing out free stuff is hard work Congrats to the winners of the latest 920xt giveaway. Join the fb group to get in on the next one!
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We hit 10k members and are giving away a Garmin 920XT. Join PTG on Facebook and like this link to enter the drawing! m.facebook.com/groups/412278…
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#pathetic is managing to crash while on a trainer. Always tighten the quick release people #cycling #fail
First tweet..first tweet, so much pressure. Ok...uhhh [swim joke], [transition joke], [bike/run joke]. Howd I do? #Pathetic
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