@PaternalDamn

Everything the modern dad father needs.

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Joined March 2020
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Designing the Perfect Children's Bedroom: A Guide to Choosing the Right Furniture - Paternal...

Creating a functional and inviting bedroom for children is a delightful yet challenging task for many parents. The room must be a safe haven for rest, a stimulating environment for play, and a...

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Sacré bleu! If you live in Dover, taking the kids on a road trip to France might be a shout. Geordies might be best just getting a baguette whooshed from Tesco. paternaldamnation.com/surviv…

How to Survive a Road Trip to France with Kids - And Not Lose Your Sanity - Paternal Damnation

A road trip from the UK to France with kids is an exciting way to explore new destinations while enjoying the freedom of travelling by car. However, long drives, border crossings, and keeping little...

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Sooty & Co (28th October 1996). Sooty and the gang round off their Spanish holiday by going clubbing.
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How to Tank a Shower: A Comprehensive Guide to Get the Job Done - Paternal Damnation

Creating a well-waterproofed shower area is essential for maintaining the integrity and longevity of your bathroom. Water damage can lead to significant structural issues, mold growth, and costly...

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Does Stainless Steel Scratch, Rust, or Corrode? And How to Avoid It - Paternal Damnation

Stainless steel is a ubiquitous material found in a variety of places ranging from kitchenware and cutlery to medical devices and construction. Its popularity stems from its exceptional resistance to...

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Remembering the time my daughter wrote a book about me.
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Why did they re-cast Peppa Pig with actors that sound nothing like the originals? I do a mean Daddy Pig. I even went method by developing a similar physique. #peppapig #milkshake
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COUGH, Hello, is that @elonmusk? COUGH COUGH...yeah sorry, I won't be able to make it in today, I've caught this...erm...thing that everybody seems to be getting...bye! #ThreadsApp #ElonVsZuckerberg
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WowWow Toys Review paternaldamnation.com/wowwow…
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Crazy Parental Laws Quiz paternaldamnation.com/crazy-…

Crazy Parental Laws Quiz - Paternal Damnation

This crazy parental laws quiz will test to see if you'd get in trouble in certain parts of the UK and USA. You may have broken a few of these laws already!

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Challenge yourself with a full on DIY assembly experience! @VanpowersBike manufacture slim sports bikes that you can easily assemble yourself! Put that Lego down and start working on this! #vanpowers
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WIN Cookery Courses From Some of the BBC’s Top Chefs! paternaldamnation.com/win-co…

WIN Cookery Courses From Some of the BBC's Top Chefs! - Paternal Damnation

It’s been a little quiet on the giveaway front here lately, but boy oh boy, do I have a prize for you today! I’ve teamed up with the lovely folk at BBC Maestro, who are offering up two gift cards...

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The Best Types of Nursery and Playroom Flooring paternaldamnation.com/the-be…

The Best Types of Nursery and Playroom Flooring

We look at every type of playroom flooring to check which is best, with pros and cons for each based on cushioning, maintennance and durability.

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Making a Personal Injury Claim – How to Keep Things Simple paternaldamnation.com/making…

Making a Personal Injury Claim - How to Keep Things Simple - Paternal Damnation

Over the last few years, I’ve developed an unwanted reputation for being a little injury prone. I’ve crushed my fingers, thrown my back out, and… well, don’t even get me started about the whole...

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Abrachan Whisky Review paternaldamnation.com/abrach…
Stretch Star Wars Review: Darth Vader and Boba Fett paternaldamnation.com/stretc…
Christmas Gift Guide for Children’s Toys paternaldamnation.com/christ…

Christmas Gift Guide for Children's Toys - Paternal Damnation

Christmas is so close now, that I can almost hear my wallet whimpering already! And as if the financial demands of the festive season weren’t enough, we also have to wrack our brains to find the...

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Calling all former Android users that have switched to iPhone - would you recommend it, or is the lack of a 'back' button too frustrating? #android #iPhone #iOS #mobiles #Apple #Google
5 UK Walking Tours to Delight TV & Music Fans paternaldamnation.com/5-uk-w…

5 UK Walking Tours to Delight TV & Music Fans - Paternal Damnation

We’re all aware of the UK’s big hitters when it comes to tourism: Stonehenge, Loch Ness, Hadrian’s Wall, The V&A, the list goes on and on. If you’re looking for a day out, none of those suggestions...

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Win a Seizmont August Moment Watch Worth £79! paternaldamnation.com/win-a-…

Win a Seizmont August Moment Watch Worth £79! - Paternal Damnation

Regular readers will know that I love to do two things on this blog: chat about watches and give away incredible prizes, so you can imagine how giddy I become when I get to offer up a beautiful...

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