former @jock_reynolds troublemaker. current @maxstainkamph impersonator. drawmonger. reluctant @EssendonFC fan. not really on here any more. he/him
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also as an aside, - planning on spending much less time on this website in the future so you'll see me around here a lot less. big love
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"They might not bat deep - but it's a pretty handy top 23-25 players. When healthy- they can match it against the top sides."
- Michael Voss on the Bombers
#AFLTrade
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EXCLUSIVE: Paddy Ryder battled cocaine & alcohol addiction during his career. It cost him his marriage, took him to a mental-health facility & nearly cost him his life.
He opens up for the first time about his struggles and turning his life around.
👉 bit.ly/4ApwYzm
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RIP @FanFooty. For many of us, this was the first real fantasy footy content we engaged in during the mid-2000s.
Tinfinger: The sale of FanFooty: tinfinger.blogspot.com/2026/…
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“I just want to wish anyone who’s struggled with mental health out there, or who is struggling with mental health to know you are loved and the world is a better place with you in it" ❤️
Adelaide captain Jordan Dawson shares an important message.
#AFLAwards
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A legal loophole? Or a glimpse into the game's future?
INSIDE THE SECRET DEAL: bit.ly/4fWOeCE
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Ben King has told teammates he is leaving Gold Coast for Hawthorn on a six-year deal - and will likely accept less money to do so.
EXCLUSIVE ➡️ bit.ly/3R7MgXO
'they're not trying, they don't care, and they're not following the game plan'
what are we doing here.
Dons fans, have you been seeing enough effort, attitude or ‘game plan compliance’?
Because Dean Solomon didn't on the weekend. He speaks about the Dons' woes — plus the coaching race ▶️ bit.ly/3R9HWHc
I for one can't believe an organisation has goofed basic principles around integrity as much as the AFL but I guess I simple do not know ball and FIFA is truly in a league of its own
UEFA statement on the Balogun case: ⬇️
uefa.com/news-media/news/02a…
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Just a shockingly managed penalty shootout. Mat Ryan signposted which way he was going on every penalty. Irresponsible to let a teenager take one in that situation as well.
