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Pat Simmonds

@PatSimmondsNZ

Toronto Ontario | Gisborne NZ | Accordion player in the Cabbagetown Ceili Band | Cricket lover | AI curious | Atheist | CEO of my own little world.

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Joined November 2014
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Everyone can have their day in the sun but eventually the sun sets.
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First time hands on. #iPhoneDuo
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What’s the current acceptable wait time on the phone to the Canadian Govt before you throw your phone against the wall? Currently 1 hour and 5 minutes deep. #Canada
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As a NZer of Irish heritage in Canada I find the lack of empathy of the trade unions in Canada to the loss of life of the US/Irish worker in NY9/11 to be shocking. It is, in fact, unforgivable.
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I’m at my local cafe and a group of pensioner ladies are chatting about guitars, mic’s, amplifiers and hitting record. #Boomers
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Is there an English language X account that offers daily reminders about the correct use of punctuation, spelling and grammar? I’ve become inured to the overwhelmingly poor standard here and need a tuneup. @MerriamWebster
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Imagine if Zelensky AND Trump were jointly nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. #Iran #Russia #Venezuala #Cuba
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Hey Japan peeps… Do you guys eat olives usually or how does it work? #JapanX
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Hey Japan peeps… Do you guys eat olives usually or how does it work? #JapanX
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The US and Trump need to either piss or get off the pot. #Europe
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Japan X is wildly entertaining. Grok’s translation is excellent. X would be so much better with restricted chars.
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If your iPhone did AI Reiki on you while you’re asleep would you buy it?
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Who is going to be the first human pianist to perform an AI composition? #Music
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British values means being able to take the piss out of primitive 3rd world religious cults and superstitions without worrying about being physically harmed or prosecuted, actually. #JohnCleese
Sadiq Khan (@SadiqKhan) profile pictureSadiq Khan
@SadiqKhanMar 19
British values mean defending everyone’s right to practise their faith freely. In London, I’m proud Christians, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Muslims and others can celebrate in Trafalgar Square. Singling out Muslims isn’t ‘British values’ - it’s prejudice. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/s…
Sadiq Khan breaks silence on Tory's attack and says Hindus and Jews may be next

Sadiq Khan breaks silence on Tory's attack and says Hindus and Jews may be next

London Mayor Sir Sadiq Khan accused Nick Timothy of a 'megaphone dog whistle' after he hit out at praying Muslims in London and branded the Tories 'pound-shop President Trumps'

mirror.co.uk
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Gaeilge/Irish really should be available as a translatable language on X. It was for a while on Twitter. #ireland
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If #CANZUK is to work as proposed Canada needs a women’s netball team, a serious men’s Rugby 15, a surfing squad and a cricket team.
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It’s a fair question.
🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 (@mrddmia) profile picture🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸
@mrddmiaMar 10
If Islam is the religion of peace, which imams condemned two Muslims who attempted to mass-murder Americans?
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Every muslim social media personality should be publicly asked this 1 question: Do you actually believe that Mohammed flew to heaven on a half horse/donkey with wings and woman’s head? Watch them squirm and block you. #Mamdani #NewYork
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So stoked for Italy v England. Well done lads. Proper order. #ITAvENG #GuinnessM6N
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Finn Allen. What a legend. Take a bow. Onwards to the final, NZ cricket is the best cricket. #T20WorldCup2026
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