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Indianapolis, IN
Joined July 2008
The proper way to handle a heckler!
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I'd love to come back.
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@PatGodwin, You killed it in Jasper Saturday. 🤘 The heckler "Jordan" can strait fuck off. He wasn't a good sport. You were brother. Please come back.
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Doctor: “Did you ever suffer from alcohol use disorder?” Me: “No, but everyone around me did.”
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AI-created fever dream photo. (I can't play guitar for 5 more weeks) Songs I'm working on... When the Nerve Block Wears Off Wipe Left Go Fund Yourself Can't Fly With a Busted Wing Get On Top And I'll Try Doordash Poorhouse Blues Back To The Pawn Shop
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Thsnks, Matt!
Spent the evening sitting on my porch with the pup. I needed a good laugh so I re-watched "Repeat After Me" by @PatGodwin Hilarious! Heal up soon Pat.
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High School Hall of Fame?
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Why, thank you.
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@PatGodwin FELONious Monk, he said!
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Greg is coming to my old stompin’ grounds! Go see him!
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@PatGodwin look whos coming to NEPA!!! @GregWarren
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I’m honored!
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Thank you!
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@PatGodwin hey Pat! Big fan of you and the show. Heard you talking about your Cavachon this morning. We have one named Brady! He’s great! Looks more like the Cavalier side.
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Reggie did a nice tribute to Bob.
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Over 50 years ago, we landed on the moon 6 times. Now, we’re going up to it but not landing. In another 50 years, we’re going halfway up.
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We’re there. Football, long time ago, early 40’s!
Had a fun day with the folks at @sportzwireLLC covering Media Day for the Wyoming Valley Conference out at Dallas HS. The student athletes were great to talk to. Spring is on! I’m was looking for @PatGodwin in their Hall of Fame but saw nothing. Maybe next year! 😁
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@PatGodwin can we please get a tribute to Super Bowl champion coach of the Seahawks, Mike Macdonald, sung by the great Michael McDonald? It won’t confuse Tom at all 🤣 “You don’t know me, the spread was covered”
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Thank you!
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@PatGodwin liked your porn song. Listen to jimmy buffets last album and a song called Fish Porn. I think you, Josh and Jeff will like it !
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In the works.
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@PatGodwin you have amazing stories from the road during the course of your career. You should really consider writing a book with all those stories. I'd buy the first copy!
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